Remedies

**paturoa** · 28th May 2006, 21:14

Originally Posted by Edbear

Money!

does that just get me chicks or fix the other stuff too?

**Skyryder** · 28th May 2006, 21:15

Originally Posted by paturoa

Whats the remedy for being a fat, balding, middle aged white guy with glasses?

More masterbation until you go blind. Then you can't see yourself and you're cured.

Skyryder

**paturoa** · 28th May 2006, 21:17

Originally Posted by Skyryder

More masterbation until you go blind. Then you can't see yourself and you're cured.

Skyryder

how do you think i got the glasses in the first place? Besides if whisky rules out sex, then the other is out too!

**Eurodave** · 28th May 2006, 21:20

Accordind to Chris Rock....'ROBITUSSEN' (sp?) cures everything.....right?

**BuFfY** · 28th May 2006, 21:27

Originally Posted by chanceyy

Malt vinegar is really good for itchy bites, smell goes as soon as it dries.

as for colds, found immunofort is fantastic .. double up the doses for a few days and it seems to stop it in its tracks

as sex releases endorphins, yes its good for headaches etc .. natural relaxant.

Oh my god don't tell the guys that!! Women have been using that excuse for years to get out of sex!! I never have... but think of your fellow women!!

**APPLE** · 28th May 2006, 21:34

Originally Posted by paturoa

Whats the remedy for being a fat, balding, middle aged white guy with glasses?

''Viagara''

**Eurodave** · 28th May 2006, 21:36

Originally Posted by paturoa

Whats the remedy for being a fat, balding, middle aged white guy with glasses?

An 18 yr old nympho girlfriend

**paturoa** · 28th May 2006, 21:37

Originally Posted by APPLE

''Viagara''

Viagra solves my eyesight problem! cool I'll have to tell the missus that!

**WINJA** · 28th May 2006, 22:13

Originally Posted by paturoa

Viagra solves my eyesight problem! cool I'll have to tell the missus that!

YOU CAN GET THEM IN EYE DROPS , THEY DONT HELP WITH THE IMPOTENCE BUT THEY MAKE YA LOOK REAL FUCKEN HARD

**paturoa** · 28th May 2006, 22:15

lol - now thats good!

**Hitcher** · 28th May 2006, 22:15

Originally Posted by cowpoos

errr DR phil....why is it the females always larf at my advances?? is it my punctuation?

You should be so lucky
Lucky lucky lucky
You should be so lucky in love
You should be so lucky
Lucky lucky lucky
You should be so lucky in love

**oldrider** · 28th May 2006, 22:57

Shit BuFfy, I didn't expect you to get so many serious replies to your thread, you done good! Real good!

lol.really funny stuff here.

**Madness** · 28th May 2006, 23:21

I suffered from a strain of dermatitis for several years and tried all sorts of remedies. Until I visited a Chinese tradtional medicine shop (Cuba Mall Left Bank) I had all but given up hope. Three weeks of soaking by affected "bits" in a Boric-Acid solution, all was fixed.

Oh, and once I got Clamhidya in my eyes............ I looked at a bad one once. (True) Western medicine fixed that one once I got an STD test done on my eyeballs.