Limericks

**Brian d marge** · 29th May 2006, 01:10

Just listening to the bbc ( well thats it for the day and the accounts are going blurry .....)
Anyway just listening to Kennith Williams on Whose line is it anyway

anyway the topic was Limerics

Derrick Nimmo came out with this one ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

There was an ole poof from Cartoom
Who once took a Lesbian up to his room

As they lay lay on the bed

He suddenly said

Who does , what , with Whom ?

Stephen

**ukbandit** · 29th May 2006, 08:16

there was an old man called bill
who swallowed a dynamite pill
the pill went bang
his arse went clang
and his balls shot over the hill

**XTC** · 29th May 2006, 08:20

There was a young girl from peru
who filled her vagina with glue
she said with a grin
if they pay to get in
they'll pay to get out of it too!

**Edbear** · 29th May 2006, 08:21

Shed a tear for little Willie
Little Willie is no more
for what he thought was H2O
was H2SO4

**XTC** · 29th May 2006, 08:30

Ouch...

**WRT** · 29th May 2006, 09:56

There was a young lady from Nantucket,
With a cunt as loose as a bucket,
She'd lay on her back,
And open her crack,
For any that wanted to fuck it!

**Hitcher** · 29th May 2006, 11:15

Originally Posted by WRT

There was a young lady from Nantucket

For the purposes of a proper stanza she should be a "lass". She also has a spectacularly well-endowed brother...

**Mental Trousers** · 29th May 2006, 11:16

There once was a man from Kent
Whose dick was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble, he'd stick it in double
Instead of cumming he went!!

**Hitcher** · 29th May 2006, 11:24

There once was a miser named Clarence
Who simonized both of his parents
"The initial expense"
he remarked, "is immense
But it saves on the wearance and tearance.