Originally Posted by Hitcher
I stand corrected and I reverse my previous post...!![]()
Originally Posted by Hitcher
I stand corrected and I reverse my previous post...!![]()
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
There was a young man from Bombay
Who molded a cunt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And wore all his foreskin away
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
[5]Haiku's are better
[7]They are more interesting
[5]Limericks are dumb
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“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
There once was a man from Peru
Who got stung on the nose by a wasp
When asked "did it hurt"
He said "no, not much
"It can do it again if it likes"
The above is my favourite "limerick" of all time.![]()
There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in the lake
A man in a punt
Stuck an oar in her ear
And said "Oi! You can't bathe here, it's private".
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
There once was a site named KB,
For blokes who sit down to pee,
They pretend they own bikes,
and ride how they like,
But really they just type on PCs.![]()
oh dear now look what I have done ..........
"Look, Madame, where we live, look how we live ... look at the life we have...The Republic has forgotten us."
damn.. that was good.. that deserves green repOriginally Posted by WRT
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
Why thank you, thank you very much. Ah-huh huh.
Elvis mode off.
By far the best effort for a limerick, made me laugh the loudest.Originally Posted by Karlyg
Limerick's are more often than not... sexual and predictable....![]()
But this one is farken funny....![]()
Old Rob Cheer was a cheeky fat man
Who owned a green dog and a green frying pan
He awoke one night
To his own worst fright
And discovered his wife was a man!
Yay go me! Good old 3rd form. Good times![]()
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
there once was a girl form Yale
who, on her chest was the price of ale
and for the sake of the blind
for on her behind
was the same but imprinted in Brail
There once was a man from Rangoon
whos farts you could hear on the moon
noone would exepect them
from out his rectum
was the force of a raging Typhoon
There was a young man from Dubleen
Who fashioned a wanking machine
On the 99th stroke the bloody thing broke
And mashed his balls to cream.
There was a young man from Kildare
Who made love to his wife on the stair
on the 99th stroke the bannister broke
so he finished her off in mid air.
There was a young man from Bovril
Who swallowed an atomic pill
His genital organ was found in glamorgan
And his balls up a tree in brazil.
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
There was a young man from Nantucket
Who's cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Macktheknife. You should give up before you humiliate yourself even more. Sorry dude, none of those are limericks.
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
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