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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Not a limerick, sorry. Neither was your first.


    I stand corrected and I reverse my previous post...!
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    There was a young man from Bombay
    Who molded a cunt out of clay
    But the heat of his prick
    Turned the clay into brick
    And wore all his foreskin away
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    [5]Haiku's are better
    [7]They are more interesting
    [5]Limericks are dumb

    There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? -Clerks

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    There once was a man from Peru
    Who got stung on the nose by a wasp
    When asked "did it hurt"
    He said "no, not much
    "It can do it again if it likes"

    The above is my favourite "limerick" of all time.

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    There was a young lady from Bude
    Who went for a swim in the lake
    A man in a punt
    Stuck an oar in her ear
    And said "Oi! You can't bathe here, it's private".
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    There once was a site named KB,
    For blokes who sit down to pee,
    They pretend they own bikes,
    and ride how they like,
    But really they just type on PCs.

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    oh dear now look what I have done ..........
    "Look, Madame, where we live, look how we live ... look at the life we have...The Republic has forgotten us."

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    There once was a site named KB,
    For blokes who sit down to pee,
    They pretend they own bikes,
    and ride how they like,
    But really they just type on PCs.
    damn.. that was good.. that deserves green rep
    There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? -Clerks

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    Why thank you, thank you very much. Ah-huh huh.

    Elvis mode off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karlyg
    There once was a man from Peru
    Who got stung on the nose by a wasp
    When asked "did it hurt"
    He said "no, not much
    "It can do it again if it likes"

    The above is my favourite "limerick" of all time.
    By far the best effort for a limerick, made me laugh the loudest.
    Limerick's are more often than not... sexual and predictable....
    But this one is farken funny....

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    Old Rob Cheer was a cheeky fat man
    Who owned a green dog and a green frying pan
    He awoke one night
    To his own worst fright
    And discovered his wife was a man!

    Yay go me! Good old 3rd form. Good times

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

    than battle ever knew.

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    there once was a girl form Yale
    who, on her chest was the price of ale
    and for the sake of the blind
    for on her behind
    was the same but imprinted in Brail

    There once was a man from Rangoon
    whos farts you could hear on the moon
    noone would exepect them
    from out his rectum
    was the force of a raging Typhoon

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    There was a young man from Dubleen
    Who fashioned a wanking machine
    On the 99th stroke the bloody thing broke
    And mashed his balls to cream.

    There was a young man from Kildare
    Who made love to his wife on the stair
    on the 99th stroke the bannister broke
    so he finished her off in mid air.

    There was a young man from Bovril
    Who swallowed an atomic pill
    His genital organ was found in glamorgan
    And his balls up a tree in brazil.

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
    "There is no limit to dumb."

    "Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."

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    There was a young man from Nantucket
    Who's cock was so long he could suck it
    He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
    If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
    "There is no limit to dumb."

    "Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."

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    Macktheknife. You should give up before you humiliate yourself even more. Sorry dude, none of those are limericks.

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

    than battle ever knew.

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