PO-lice jokes

**MSTRS:Me** · 29th May 2006, 09:34

Were any of these yours, Scumdog??
Police Tales

Good
A Central Otago Traffic Patrol Cop watching for speeders with a mobile radar gun, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money (and we used to just sell lemonade).

Better
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Central Otago with a fine of $160 included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $160. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

Best
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a Central Otago Cop walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Central Otago Police Ball". He replied, "Central Otago Police don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he's just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

**Jantar** · 29th May 2006, 09:40

I recall seeing all of these over 20 years ago from various places around USA. I believe they are now urban myths although could have been based an an actual happening somewhewre.

**T.W.R** · 29th May 2006, 10:45

There was a email last year with award winning smart-ass answers from england, one was cop related:

Police waiting in ambush for speeders picks up a car on the radar, so hops out & flags him down:

Cop - "I've been waiting for you all day"

driver - "yeah I know, I got here as fast as i could"