oh, oh, oh, ahhhhhhhhh

[ManDownUnder]

It's all true I tell thee.

Sometime it doesn't matter what precautions you take, the germs still get ya.

Just to stoke any gross mental images you may already have formed following reading my original post - I actually discovered that ye ole Delhi Belly had arrived thanks to a fart as well.

Waiter - New pants please.


As for the condom thing. All I can say is that it was my spit, but I wasn't responsible for pulling the poor, unconscious, guys trousers down and spraying his sphincter with some B.O drant.

Mate - you need help!

And as it turns out - so do I
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Biff again"

[DemonWolf]

haha.. good stuff Biff.

So which one of you did your mate blame for the ... er.. "act" of er.. sodomy?

[Macktheknife]

AH the wonderful KFC diet strikes again, the records of this years efforts include some friends going as long as 14 hours without leaving the loo! Losing 12 kg in 4 days, and a pair of trousers. And one poor soul who went for 24 days without being able to have solids in or out.
Tis a terrifying thing to wake in the night thinking did I just fart? (kind of) or did I wake up in time?
happiness truly is a dry fart.