The Aussie Housewife

**miSTa** · 29th May 2006, 20:26

Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce! Bruce!" Bruce came running in.
"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "Strewth!" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobber" (his mate).

They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way, we can't do it" cobber says "Lets try Plan B." "Plan B" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her." replied Cobber. "Spot on" Bruce said
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"While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her nipples." Play with her nipples"? Cobber says, "Not exactly a good time for that is it mate?"

"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive" .

**MSTRS:Me** · 29th May 2006, 20:46

An oldie but still a goodie

**u4ea** · 29th May 2006, 21:14

.................................................. nasty.....................................:slap:

**kiwisfly** · 29th May 2006, 21:43

Hmmm...visions of the underside of a paua...slurp!!!!!!!!!!!

**diggydog** · 29th May 2006, 21:50

I like that one,especially the bit with tiles over his wife

**MSTRS:Me** · 29th May 2006, 21:57

Originally Posted by kiwisfly

Hmmm...visions of the underside of a paua...slurp!!!!!!!!!!!

Abo, was she? They're black on the outside too!!

**oldrider** · 29th May 2006, 23:07

I laughed hysterically at that, showed Mrs O/r and she couldn't see that it was funny at all.
They really do come out of a different factory don't they.
Bet she will be more carefull in the shower from now on though!