Adventure

[Sniper]

This was sent to me by a family member in Aus. I have altered it a little to suit NZ. Have a read and form your own opinion, I agree with some parts and I agree with what sort of audience its targeting. I doubt it would do sweet FA if presented to those in power, but you know what they say, dreams are free.

Enter Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq or Asia illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.

Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand mate."

Keep your New Zealand identity strong.

Fly your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes in English and New Zealand culture in the Muslim school system.

Demand a local Country driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

Insist that local Country, law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll soon be dead.

Because it will never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq or Asia or any other country in the world except right here in Australia and New Zealand.

For we are run by soft, politically correct politicians, that are too scared to "offend" anyone.
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq or Asia

[James Deuce]

With all due respect, it's a pile of rotting Haast Eagle carcasses.

[Sniper]

With all due respect, it's a pile of rotting Haast Eagle carcasses.

One thing I have noticed in life is that you can never offend anyone when you use the phrase, "With all due respect". Its all good Jim2

[James Deuce]

I only use it when I mean it too.

I like living in a country open to new ideas and experiences. I'd hate to live in a country that limits what you can do, wear, eat, and worship according to a set of cast iron societal rules.

I don't care that people try to hold onto their culture when they come here. It makes ours stronger. I like the cold, hard, rationalism and black humouir that yarpies bring with them. I like the fervour that black Zimbabweans bring to NZ, in their quest to find a fairer version of their own country.

And I'd love to see more Afghanis come here and open curry shops like the ones they tend to run in the UK. Beautiful food.

Long may the immigration continue.

[Colapop]

NZ is coutry that is formed by immigrants. Even the people attributed to being "natives" in the land are immigrants by their own reckoning. The country is stronger for the diversity that immigrants bring. On the other why are we letting people come here and bring nothing to contribute?

[Indiana_Jones]

lol spot on.

But if adventure has a name it must be.........INDIANA JONES

-Indy

[oldrider]

Has anyone noticed that the ex-Indian Ambassador is still here and looks like doing another Ahmed Zowy (sp) on us.
Why doesn't Helen's mob just arrest him and send him packing!
Useless PC bastards! Wonder what he will end up costing us.

[Indiana_Jones]

Has anyone noticed that the ex-Indian Ambassador is still here and looks like doing another Ahmed Zowy (sp) on us.
Why doesn't Helen's mob just arrest him and send him packing!
Useless PC bastards! Wonder what he will end up costing us.

man, I hate Zowei, he's a knob jockey

-Indy

[Hitcher]

Shut that bloody bouzouki player up!