Do you wanna know ........?

**inlinefour** · 31st May 2006, 15:56

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I walk these streets, Bette Midler CD's in my pack,
I play with sheep, stick velcro gloves upon their back
I been to wellington, and on the 'takas I'll fall
Ive seen a million faeces an I've trod in them all

Im COWPOOS, on a GIXXER I ride
I live on, mince and cheese pies
Im COWPOOS, I got the Tui on my side
I live on, mince and cheese pies
mince and cheese pies

The mind boggles, Poos, this should be your sig as its a classic.

**ZeroIndex** · 31st May 2006, 17:05

Originally Posted by The_Dover

They’re all the same, only the fillings change
Thank god for pies or I’d be wasting away
Another place where the Mrs Macs are cold
“Are these hot snacks fresh? Or a week and a half old?”

Chorus:
Im COWPOOS, on a GIXXER I ride
I live on, mince and cheese pies
Im COWPOOS, I got the Tui on my side
I live on, mince and cheese pies

Sometimes It’s sheep, or a cow on rainy days
And the people I meet, look at me in funny ways
Sometimes I smell the way
Of the livestock on my land
And times when I’m all alone, and I have to use my hand

Chorus

I walk these streets, Bette Midler CD's in my pack,
I play with sheep, stick velcro gloves upon their back
I been to wellington, and on the 'takas I'll fall
Ive seen a million faeces an I've trod in them all

Im COWPOOS, on a GIXXER I ride
I live on, mince and cheese pies
Im COWPOOS, I got the Tui on my side
I live on, mince and cheese pies
mince and cheese pies

now that's impressive

**onearmedbandit** · 31st May 2006, 17:42

Originally Posted by software that upholds the rule

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The_Dover again.

That was fucking brilliant mate!

**Switch** · 31st May 2006, 19:33

That is an impressive poem haha

**ZeroIndex** · 31st May 2006, 19:50

Originally Posted by mattmacaskill

That is an impressive poem haha

it's not a poem.. it's a song (with different words.. like weird al) Kid Rock - Cowboy

**Waylander** · 31st May 2006, 20:16

Originally Posted by Joni

I always wonder if he is as tall as I imagine... me being such a shorty could make it a funny one!

Well you met me at the track day and he is another head taller than me.

Originally Posted by Zed

I've met Spankme multiple times but Mr Wari is a bit of a mystery man...

I sometimes doubt his exhistance but he must be real. Shame he's over seas still I think. Havn't seen him on in ages.

Originally Posted by Warr

Darn for sure !! Working in Tauranga Thursday/Friday so wont be home. What day are you coming back Inline??

Should give me a bell tomorrow at 5 mate. Show you were the pub is.

Originally Posted by ZeroIndex

it's not a poem.. it's a song (with different words.. like weird al) Kid Rock - Cowboy

It's actually a Bon Jovi song called Wanted.

**ZeroIndex** · 31st May 2006, 20:26

Originally Posted by Waylander

It's actually a Bon Jovi song called Wanted.

Oh yeah.. I've got that Cowboy song by Kid Rock stuck in my head

**cowpoos** · 31st May 2006, 20:31

Originally Posted by Waylander

It's actually a Bon Jovi song called Wanted.

wanted dead or alive....

**Waylander** · 31st May 2006, 20:34

Just checked it. You're right Poos.

**cowpoos** · 31st May 2006, 20:44

Originally Posted by Waylander

Just checked it. You're right Poos.

I sure am....

**WINJA** · 1st June 2006, 20:43

Originally Posted by NC

There yah go

NAH THATS NOT THE RUTH I WAS THINKING OF SHE WAS HIDEOUS

**Sketchy_Racer** · 1st June 2006, 20:44

I want to meet FINN.

and then kick his arse in a race over piecock hill

**White trash** · 1st June 2006, 21:23

Originally Posted by **R1**

I'd be keen on a ride with
Loose bruce, Larikin, WT and a few other keen stunters...

This xmas I'm working on a plan to get up north so might meet a few of ya's then....

Ummmm, we've met, remember?

You're welcome.

**Karma** · 1st June 2006, 21:24

Originally Posted by cowpoos

I sure am....

Bet that ain't something you hear often...

**2much** · 1st June 2006, 22:16

Originally Posted by TL Rider

Can assure y'all that Mr Zed ain't a pussy arsed bible basher...bloody good bloke actually and tolerated us up these ways with a beer in hand and a laugh to boot.
Surely that's all that counts?

+1

Whereas TL is just as lippy in person as online.... uglier though.