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**The_Dover** · 30th May 2006, 11:35

I want to know why they didn't just chop her up and take a couple of stabs at it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...lk/5027008.stm

**bugjuice** · 30th May 2006, 11:49

she'd burn like a candle for ages..

**The_Dover** · 30th May 2006, 11:56

skin her and sell her to the japs.

**Colapop** · 30th May 2006, 11:56

Instead of cremating her they could have just cooked her slowly for awhile and rendered the fat off then cremated her. She would have been of far more use that way. They could have even converted that fat to biofuel - and powered a boat!

**Big Dave** · 30th May 2006, 11:59

I just imagined what that would smell like - thanks not.

**Karma** · 30th May 2006, 12:02

Originally Posted by Stupid bint

"When people die you expect they must have respect and we're not getting this.

"It's really upsetting."

They mean like the respect the woman had for herself?

People have gotta understand that being bigger means you exclude yourself from certain things... I can't go on the teacup rides at funfairs anymore, but I ain't gonna sue for it...

**boomer** · 30th May 2006, 12:39

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I want to know why they didn't just chop her up and take a couple of stabs at it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...lk/5027008.stm

take heed pie boy!!!

**GR81** · 30th May 2006, 13:35

could make soap? :O

**Fishy** · 30th May 2006, 13:54

Should have called upon the services of Mr Muscle to help lose weight!.....

Sorry if these pics offend anyone who doesn't like pron.

**The_Dover** · 30th May 2006, 14:02

Originally Posted by boomer

take heed pie boy!!!

Coming from Vodafone's chief chair warmer and caltex sponsored pie muncher!!

Just as well singing your old hits is such an aerobic work out eh Bjorn?

**bugjuice** · 30th May 2006, 14:27

Originally Posted by Fishslayer

Should have called upon the services of Mr Muscle to help lose weight!.....

Sorry if these pics offend anyone who doesn't like pron.

bloody hell.. so that's what the Michelin man looks like naked..
I guess you wouldn't even need to find the 'right' hole, just pick a slit..

**Fishy** · 30th May 2006, 14:30

Yep thats right folks...... the michelin man is actually a woman!. Well not that you can really tell from the pics?... Hymaphrodite maybe?

**Switch** · 30th May 2006, 15:15

eeeewwww

Fishslayer wtf lol

**The_Dover** · 30th May 2006, 15:21

That's not mr muscle, that's Mr Poo's.

The Wairarapa's finest.

**boomer** · 30th May 2006, 19:05

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Coming from Vodafone's chief chair warmer and caltex sponsored pie muncher!!

Just as well singing your old hits is such an aerobic work out eh Bjorn?

the writings on the wall fat boy.. be warned!!!!