Your favourite song lyrics

[BarBender]

Standing on the waters casting your bread -
While the eyes of the idol with the iron head are glowing.
Distant ships sailing into the mist,
You were born with a snake in both of your fists
while a hurricane was blowing.
Freedom just around the corner for you
But with the truth so far off, what good will it do?
Jokerman dance to the nightingale tune,
Bird fly high by the light of the moon,
Oh, oh, oh, Jokerman

So swiftly the sun sets in the sky,
You rise up and say goodbye to no one,
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread,
Both of their futures, so full of dread, you don't show one,
Shedding off one more layer of skin,
Keeping one step ahead of the persecutor within.

Jokerman dance...

You're a man of the mountains, you can walk on the clouds,
Manipulator of crowds, you're a dream twister.
You're going to Sodom and Gomorrah. But what do you care?
Ain't nobody there would want to marry your sister.
Friend to the martyr, a friend to the woman of shame,
You look into the fiery furnace, see the rich man without any name.

Jokerman dance...

Well the Book of Leviticus and Deuteronomy,
The law of the jungle and the sea are your only teachers.
In the smoke of the twilight on a milk-white steed,
Michelangelo indeed could've carved out your features.
Resting in the fields, far from the turbulent space,
Half asleep near the stars with a small dog licking your face.

Jokerman dance...

Well, the riflemans's stalking the sick and the lame,
Preacherman seeks the same, who'll get there first is uncertain.
Nightsticks and water cannons, tear gas, padlocks,
Molotov cocktails and rocks behind every curtain.
False-hearted judges dying in the webs that they spin,
Only a matter of time 'til night comes steppin' in.

Jokerman dance...

It's a shadowy world, skies are slippery gray,
A woman just gave birth to a prince today and dressed him in scarlet.
He'll put the priest in his pocket, put the blade to the heat,
Take the motherless children off the street
and place them at the feet of a harlot.
Oh, Jokerman, you know what he wants,
Oh, Jokerman, you don't show any response,

Jokerman dance...

[Whynot]

Stone Sour - Sillyworld

Freedom's just a word today - freedom's just a word
When someone takes your word away, it's seldom ever heard
So take a sentence full of things you're not supposed to say
Carry on... but don't write 'em down, or you'll be gone

Love is just a song today - love is just a song
When someone takes the song away, you seldom sing along
So take those lyrics serious and sing your life away
Carry on... but don't write 'em down, or you'll be gone

All we ever do is talk - we like to ride, be we never walk
We make it so damn easy we get bored
Why can't anybody see - what's good for you is good for me
I can't take your Silly World - I can't take your Silly World no more

Peace is just two fingers now - peace is just a phase
When someone put it on a shirt, you knew to count the days
So take those fingers, tape 'em up and shove 'em up your ass
And carry on... but don't try it now, cuz peace is gone

All we ever do is talk - we like to ride, but we never walk
We make it so damn easy we get bored
Why can't anybody see - what's good for you is bad for me
I can't take your Silly World - I can't take your Silly World no more
We fight our instincts - we go to extremes

We fight our lives...

[placidfemme]

ahhh and just for the annoying factor...

This is the song that never ends
It goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
It goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because

etc

[rc_36_rider]

my mommas on your lips
my mommas on your lips
and if im lucky you might just give it a little kiss
and thats the message were sending to little kids
and we expext them not to know what a womans clitorious is
of corse there gonna know what intercorse is by the time they reach fourth grade theve got the descovery channel dont they?

EMINEM

and now some SLAYER

angle of death!!!!!!
mared to the kingdom of the dead!!!!!
sadistic!!!!!
sergon of demise!!!!!
sadist of the nobilest blood!!!!!!
destroying!!!
without mercy!!!!!
defender of the airian race!!!!!!
four hunderd thousand more to die!!!
angle of DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Squeak the Rat]

shining motorcycle
through the trees we rifle

we're gonna drive
all night home
we're gonna drive
all night home

down to West Virginia
like the blood within ya

we're gonna drive
all night home
we're gonna drive
all night home

shining motorcycle
all her worries stifled

we're gonna drive
all night home
we're gonna drive
all night home

[Indiana_Jones]

See reflections on the water
More than darkness in the depths
See him surface and never a shadow
On the wind I feel his breath

Goldeneye, I found his weakness
Goldeneye, hell do what I please
Goldeneye, no time for sweetness
But a bitter kiss will bring him to his knees

Youll never know how I watched you from the shadows as a child
Youll never know how it feels to be the one whos left behind
Youll never know the days and the nights, the tears, the tears Ive cried
But now my time has come and time, time is not on your side

See him move through smoke and mirrors
Feel his presence in the crowd
Other girls they gather around him
If I had him I wouldnt let him out

Goldeneye, not lace or leather
Golden chain take him to the spot
Goldeneye, Ill show him forever
It will take forever to see what Ive got

Youll never know how I watched you from the shadows as a child
Youll never know how it feels to get so close and be denied
Its a gold and honey trap Ive got for you tonight
Revenge is a kiss this time I wont miss
Now Ive got you in my sight

With a goldeneye
Golden, goldeneye
With a goldeneye, goldeneye

-Indy

[Ivan]

MYNE

Shihad run

on the rising tide
rollercoaster ride
as the truth decends
you chose not to ride again

so you run
whatcha holding on, holding on to
run
life is going on
all around you
run
whatcha holding on, holding on to


Velvet Revolver Fall to Pieces

It's been a long year
Since you've been gone
I've been alone here
I've grown old
I fall to pieces, I'm falling
Fell to pieces and I'm still falling

Every time I'm falling down
All alone I fall to pieces

I keep a journal of memories
I'm feeling lonely, I can't breathe
I fall to pieces, I'm falling
Fell to pieces and I'm still falling

All the years I've tried
With more to go
Will the memories die
I'm waiting
Will I find you
Can I find you
We're falling down
I'm falling

Every time I’m falling down
All alone I fall to pieces
Every time I’m falling down
All alone I fall to pieces
Every time I’m falling down
All alone I fall to pieces
Every time I’m falling down
All alone I fall to pieces

3 Days Grace I H8 everything bout you

Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven’t missed you yet

Every roommate kept awake
By every sigh and scream we make
All the feelings that I get
But I still don't miss you yet

Only when I stop to think about it

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you

Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven’t missed you yet

Only when I stop to think about it

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you

Only when I stop to think
About you, I know
Only when you stop to think
About me, do you know

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
You hate everything about me
Why do you love me

I hate
You hate
I hate
You love me

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you

[Hillbilly]

Kitty Kat sittin' in a parkin' lot,
sun's beatin' down and the kitty got hot
Hot Pussy, just a friendly little kat,

wooo, wooo, Hot Pussy,

Kitty Kat on my front step,
Rains' Beatin' down and the Kitty Got Wet,
Wet Pussy, just a friendly little Kat,

Hot......Wet......Pussy

Kitty Kat got into my liquor last night,
drink all my whiskey and the Kitty got Tight,
Tight Pussy, Just a friendly Little Kat,

Hot......Wet, Tight Pussy

Kitty Kay sittin' in my rockin' chair
rocked so hard that he lost his hair
Bald Pussy, just a friendly little Kat

Hot, Wet, Tight , Bald Pussy

Hot, Wet, Tight, Bald Pussy

Hot, Wet, Tight, Bald Pussy....

"Kitty Kat"
The Torpedos

[vamr]

manamana do do do do do....

[Sniper]

Little Asian Man (Sung in tune to Secret Agent man)

Hello, Yoji San kitchen, what you order
Chung Wah
One Chung, would you like some egg rolls?

There’s a man who pedals into danger
If you eat chinese food, this mans no stranger
He’s weaving down the block
What you order, Beef or Pork?
This man will risk his life to bring you egg rolls

Chorus
Little Asian Man
Little Asian Man
He may just get run over,
While bringing you Lo Mein

His bikes a piece of crap, his baskets rusted
Have some wontons!
The set is wrapped in tape, the brakes are busted
He uses shoes to stop, that’s when he hit that cop
He still finds bits of rice inside his holster

Chorus
Little Asian Man
Little Asian Man
He may just get run over,
while bringing you Lo Mein

(Words in Italica are words spoken in a bad chinese accent)

[Dilligaf]

well my favourite was always
"We're the kids in a Maori car wo- oh"

[Hitcher]

Now listen,
Oh we're steppin' out
I'm gonna turn around,
Gonna turn around once and we'll do the Eagle Rock.

[Hillbilly]

what about:

Puha and Pakeha,
Puha and Pakeha,
The finest food you could ever wish for,
Better than big fat fish you wish for,

Puha and Pakeha...

[MisterD]

I wouldn't kiss Bruce Springsteen,
Jackson Brown or Leonard Cohen.
But I know someone who'd love to shoot
The drummer in Status Quo.
And I wouldn't drop the love on Bono,
There'd be far too many legal wrangles.
But Jesus Christ Almighty, I'd love to touch the Bangles.

I wouldn't kiss AC/DC
Or Lemmy from Motorhead
I wouldn't kiss Tom Petty,
Tina Turner or the Grateful Dead.
And I wouldn't kiss Mr Tambourine Man
No matter how he jingled or jangled
But Jesus Christ Almighty, I'd love to kiss the Bangles.

I'd love to have it off with Suzanna Hoffs.
I'd love to have it off with Suzanna Hoffs.
I'd love to have it off with Suzanna Hoffs.
Err ... my favourite's Vicky, actually.

I wouldn't kiss Liam O'Maonlai,
Guns & Roses or Muddy Waters.
I wouldn't kiss Brian Wilson
Or his lovely yankee daughters.
And Shane McGowan, he's not my type
Because his teeth are green and mangled
But Jesus Christ Almighty, I'd love to bang the Bangles.

Oh Jesus Christ Almighty, I'd love to bang the Bangles

[Winston001]

Ok, just to join in, there is an amusing song by Donovan from his Cosmic Wheels album:

The Intergalactic Laxative

I was impressed like everyone
When man began to fly
Out of Earthly regions to
Planets in the sky
With total media coverage
We watched the heroes land
As ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand
In awe with admiration we
Listened to the talk
Such pride felt they, such joy
To be upon the moon to walk
My romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me
Spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee

Oh! The intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to there
Believe you and believe me! Without a worry or care
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
The intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars

They don't partake like you and I
Of beefy burger mush
Their food is specially prepared
To dissolve into slush
Absorbed by multi-fibres in
The super diaper suit
Otherwise the slush would trickle
Down inside the boot

You may well ask now what becomes
Of liquid they consume
A pipe is led from penis to head to
A unit in the room
The water is recirculated, filtered
For re-use
In case some anti-gravity pee
Gets on the loose

Wherever man has conquered on the
Quest for frontiers new
I'm glad he's always had to do
The no. one and two
It makes it all so ordinary
Just like you and me
To know the greatest heroes
They had to shit and pee