Super 14 Quotes

[James Deuce]

Super 14 Quotes of the year - released for the finals weekend

"Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Scott Hamilton

"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
- Andy Ellis on University

"You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Robbie Deans

Chris Jack on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."

"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
- Robbie Deans on Rueben Thorne

Kevin Senio, on Night Rugby vs Day Games "It's basically the same, just darker."

Robbie Deans talking about Caleb Ralph "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Robbie, I don't know and I don't care.'

Dan Carter when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first."

"Andy Ellis - the 21 year old , who turned 22 a few weeks ago"
(Murray Mexted)

"Robbie has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator."
(Dan Carter)

"He scored that try after only 22 seconds - totally against the run of play." (Murray Mexted)

"We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored." (Phil Waugh)

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
(Andy Ellis)

"That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical." (Dan Carter)

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
(Dan Carter)

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby - but none of them serious." (Doc Mayhew)

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."(Robbie Deans)

"I would not say he (Rico Gear) is the best left winger in the Super 14, but there are none better."(Murray Mexted)

"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." (Ewan McKenzie)

Murray Deaker: "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?"
Chris Jack: "On what ?"

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."
(Murray Mexted)

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." (Murray Mexted)

[Sniper]

Lol, now I need to start watching rugby for those

[Maha]

''We dont like to see hookers go down on guys like that''...Mexted
'' Carter loves it when Mauger comes inside him....Mexted
''They are here to play rugby''.....Mexted

[GR81]

http://clubs.juniata.edu/mensrugby/quotesmurray.htm

"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."

"He's looking for some meaningul penetration into the backline."

"Spencer's running across field calling out, come inside me, come inside me."

"I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through."

"I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him."

"Darry Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today."

"There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside."

"Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple seasons now."

[Swoop]

All the combined intelligence of two hampsters that have been caged up for a year...
Yay for pointy-ball games...

[onearmedbandit]

What a load of shit most of those are. Rip-off of the great Murray Walker were in there for example. Check your sources I would suggest.

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body

Was originally said by some tennis or golf player, as was this one;

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

Murray Walker:

That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical

(except it was a car)

Some are legit, but the others are just a poor rip-off.

[GR81]

who cares, murray is capable of many of those