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    When is a Maori a Maori

    After the whinge from the Aussy team does anyone know the regs for getting in tothe Maori team?

    I find it funny that he mentions that why are there Gingers and blondes on the team, well maybe this is as the Maoris were not the only ones here when they claim and that infact there was a Nordic people here.

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    ...and you don't see us complaining about land rights!
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
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    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    ...and you don't see us complaining about land rights!
    Dont see many Morioris (however you spell that) complaining either!

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    That's coz the Maori's ate them all....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX
    After the whinge from the Aussy team does anyone know the regs for getting in tothe Maori team?

    I find it funny that he mentions that why are there Gingers and blondes on the team, well maybe this is as the Maoris were not the only ones here when they claim and that infact there was a Nordic people here.
    Well you can get on the Maori electrol roll if your not one

    Maybe it is like age - you are a Maori if you feel like a Maori
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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX
    Dont see many Morioris (however you spell that) complaining either!
    Mmmmmm Morioris, yummy.

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    Would you like moa chips with your moriori?
    With a native pigeon jus, perhaps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    Mmmmmm Morioris, yummy.
    Don't they taste like Jelly Babies ????
    Doesn't play well with others

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    You can be a Maori when you want:

    Be on the Maori team
    Want benefit
    Want a special scholarship

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    Would you like moa chips with your moriori?
    With a native pigeon jus, perhaps.
    Lou please - that's not very eco aware of you. You start eating the pigeons like that and you'll end up with them on the endangered list....
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    It's probably the wrong thread, but Ginga rugby players need to play somewhere...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Indy forgot to mention when you want some valuable land without working your ass off for 25 years like most people do to pay for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    It's probably the wrong thread, but Ginga rugby players need to play somewhere...
    Taranaki is the place for them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    Taranaki is the place for them.
    Strike two.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Lou please - that's not very eco aware of you. You start eating the pigeons like that and you'll end up with them on the endangered list....
    Apparently it's OK if you're near the end of your days and you want one last taste of pigeon before you kark it.
    Natures conservationists, my arse.
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