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    Bloody Tennis

    What's with all the obscenely grunting chics pushing everything else off 2 sports channels - just hurry up and get it over with pahleeese.
    'Love' nuthin' - but 2 weeks of dullsville.

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    And how come the French Biggles got a tennis stadium named after him?
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    And how come the French Biggles got a tennis stadium named after him?
    'BIGGLES FLIES UNDONE' - Python, M.

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    "Look out, there's three Fokkers on our tail!" cried Ginger, causing Algy to snigger.

    "A Fokker is a type of aeroplane," explained Biggles, patiently.

    "Yes, but these Fokkers are Messerschmidts!" screamed a frightened Ginger from the rear. A machine gun chattered as he let one go.

    "Pooh" said Algy.

    "Look out Algernon," quavered Biggles as a Messerschmidt ME109 howled past the wing tip of the battered old bi-plane and loosed off another deadly stream of red hot lead.

    "I think I need to go wee," yelled Biggles. He put the biplane into a steep dive. About 100 feet above the ground he pulled the stick back, making the plane perform a graceful `U'.

    "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!" cried Biggles.

    "I don't think I can hold it Biggles," cried Algy, his voice now coming in short gasps.

    "Well, perhaps if you started off by just touching it ..." suggested Biggles, "...

    "He's cracked," thought Algy. How do I know he was thinking that? Easy. He said it to Ginger.

    "What's going on up here?" growled Ginger as he brusquely barged into the bi-planes cramped cockpit.

    "Its Biggles Ginger ..." replied Algy. "... I ... I think he's cracking."

    "I think you're pretty spiffing yourself," quipped Biggles.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    >>Messerschmidt ME109<<

    Cracking!

    Ever since the Suzuki M109 Boulevard has been in my possession I have seen several references to dis machine.

    ve vill ask ze qvestions or vot?

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    Thanks guys - you're making me feel young...
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    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    >>Messerschmidt ME109<<

    Cracking!

    Ever since the Suzuki M109 Boulevard has been in my possession I have seen several references to dis machine.

    ve vill ask ze qvestions or vot?
    You'd probably drop the ME as well.
    Further to fall though.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    How did we get onto German Aeroplanes, from french tennis and squealy girls?


    I agree Dave. Probably be more aceptable if womans tennis was more exciting.
    But, luckily for you Dave, I saw the world Dominoe champs advertised on ESPN, coming soon.
    FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuppetMaster
    How did we get onto German Aeroplanes, from french tennis and squealy girls?


    I agree Dave. Probably be more aceptable if womans tennis was more exciting.
    But, luckily for you Dave, I saw the world Dominoe champs advertised on ESPN, coming soon.

    Yuh! and what about the world paint drying championships and the national grass growers competetion - I'm sure they will be as enthralling as the Poker, Dominoes and lets not forget the Spelling bees!

    Fortunately the NBA is on right now and Sportcenter and PTI make up for the dross.

    Pistons are up in game 5 - 2nd qtr. Go heat - I would like to see Payton win a ring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    >>Messerschmidt ME109<<

    Cracking!

    Ever since the Suzuki M109 Boulevard has been in my possession I have seen several references to dis machine.

    ve vill ask ze qvestions or vot?
    Dons Train Spotters hat\

    That model was known as the Bf109, actually...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar
    Dons Train Spotters hat\

    That model was known as the Bf109, actually...
    Yes, but it's not as funny.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar
    Dons Train Spotters hat\

    That model was known as the Bf109, actually...

    Nick off - I'm not talking to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Nick off - I'm not talking to you.
    Where were you yesterday?
    Photo session on Muriwai mit der three BMWs....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar
    Where were you yesterday?
    Photo session on Muriwai mit der three BMWs....
    Yeah - Thanks for the invitation. doh - I'm not talking to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Yeah - Thanks for the invitation. doh - I'm not talking to you.

    Yep.
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