Hit & Run

**Indiana_Jones** · 30th May 2006, 21:19

I was in a hit and run on Sunday night.

Me and two other mates are driving to Denny's (that's class), I'm in the passenger seat behind the driver.

We're going straight through the round about on link drive (heading to dennys), and this fucking douchebag goes straight into our left hand side.
Now my mate puts his hazard lights on and goes to pull over, we look behind and the other car has now turned his lights off and is going at 100kph down the road we just came from.

We turn around and start chasing this dude, holding the horn down, we catch up, get his plate no. and then he pulls over. We all get out. "Dude?! why;d you run?!"

now this fucking Asian is like "oh I'm so sorry!"

"Na mate, why'd you run?!"

In the end we get some bullshit story about being scared, but really he's got no insurance, and he then goes "oh I have friend! he can fix!" "ummm na mate" we take his licence and get him to go into a gas station. We get the cops over and tell 'em what happened, now they're charging him with dangerous driving, failing to give way and failing to stop.

He also tells the cops he didn't stop as he wanted to get to some shelter (it was showering at the time)

Man, what a cock-knocker, I mean what if he had hit and ran on me or anyone else here while riding, fucking scary shit man

Rant over

-Indy

**Sniper** · 30th May 2006, 21:22

That sucks dude. Glad you hit the little immigrant with all you could at the time

**Madness** · 30th May 2006, 21:24

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

now this fucking Asian is like "oh I'm so sorry!"

-Indy

Don't let John Banks read that, He loves our Asian brothers & sisters.

That guy should be charged with "failing to stop and ascertain injury after an accident" as well as a few other charges that come to mind also.

**kiwisfly** · 30th May 2006, 21:50

Geez, sorry to hear & your mates pranged up car.
Glad no-one was hurt in the shunt.
Did you wanna swing at him?

**Indiana_Jones** · 30th May 2006, 21:52

Wanted to fucking shout my head off at him, but I thought it wiser in this PC age to not go overboard.

-Indy

**myvice** · 30th May 2006, 22:17

Had a retard come out of a parking spot at us on Sunday, if you want lessons in yelling abuse, Jacqui will be happy to help!
Nearly reduced the inbreed to tears, its so hard to look menacing when your trying not to laugh!
Bit scary two up on an unfamiliar bike tho...

**Switch** · 30th May 2006, 22:20

Ha, what an idiot for trying to do a runner. Hope your mates car gets fixed up. Lucky you wern't on a bike at the time

**limbimtimwim** · 30th May 2006, 22:34

Good on your for keeping your head screwed on. In the long run I hope it works out good for your mate.

With any luck he'll get a spell in gaol, a one-way flight home and put him and his family into disgrace.

**bobsmith** · 30th May 2006, 22:48

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

Wanted to fucking shout my head off at him, but I thought it wiser in this PC age to not go overboard.

-Indy

Fuck PC, try working at a fast food restaurant with idiots that don't speak english for 2 years and idiot managers who keep hiring non-english speaking idiots... You'll forget all about PC and will be swearing about Asians, Indians, and what ever the fuck else you can find.

Hope that bastard never drives again, I love the shore, and I would like it even more without idiots on the road... (well I would love it EVEN more if I was living there but that's not happening.....)

**raster** · 30th May 2006, 23:05

Tell your mate to get sorted as soon as cause I got hit by an asian just before Christmas and the shithead left the country a week later.
Lost my excess