Jokes

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Did you know... that a g-string is just like a barbed-wire fence?.. It somehow protects the premises without restricting the view!!! (courtesy my brother!!)

and another I received

Due to the sad state of my sex life I have converted to Islam. My new name is seldom bin layed

[Maha]

Well BMW, how i see it, Islamic's do little else but have sex, i have come to this conclusion because there are so many of the.....um, them....
So dont worry things will soon be on the up n' up......