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  1. 1st June 2006, 21:04 #1
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    Internet Dating

    Well once again I find myself single....oh shame I hear you all say

    For a laugh i decided to reactivate a dating site log in I have had for years and not used for i dunno 12 months.

    Some pointers from Ms MadDuck about what you find on these site. Feel free to add to this before its taken to PD by the mods

    Age: 35....actually means 65 and grey hair and I just need a f*&%
    Tall: I am taller than the average dwarf (hey I know I aint that tall you cheeky buggers that know me!)
    Dark: Im Fijian Indian and need a passport
    Handsome: Well my mum loves me
    Single: The wife doesnt know I am here
    Own a motorbike: Its under a tarp and needs a bit of work (would help if it started)
    Like Camping: I cant afford a decent hotel
    Like Kids: I have a dozen of my own I have to have on weekends due to the courts saying I have to
    Walking on the beach: Have to to get rid of the huge amount of fat I carry
    Im ready for love: So damn bitter I would eat a live snake for dinner
    Sense of Humour: My jokes are so damn bad I have to laugh it them myself

    So anyways I revisited the site and now leave thinking at least I have KB

    Be careful out there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck
    Well once again I find myself single....oh shame I hear you all say
    What you doing Saturday night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck
    Tall: I am taller than the average dwarf
    Handsome: Well my mum loves me
    Own a motorbike: Its under a tarp and needs a bit of work (would help if it started)
    Like Camping: I cant afford a decent hotel
    Sense of Humour: My jokes are so damn bad I have to laugh it them myself
    Is this Cowpoos' profile?

    Internet dating can be scary. A great way to meet psychopaths.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    What you doing Saturday night?
    YOU BITCH!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU!!!

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    I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
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    oh hell... I'm fucked
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayza
    YOU BITCH!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU!!!
    Oh yay a bun fight!

    Oh hang on Im washing my hair on Saturday night after a day at Pukekohe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayza
    YOU BITCH!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU!!!
    Only on the weekend man... that was the deal
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck
    Oh yay a bun fight!

    Oh hang on Im washing my hair on Saturday night after a day at Pukekohe.
    Sunday then... Monday even... CALL ME!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayza
    YOU BITCH!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU!!!

    that ain't what he told me
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX
    that ain't what he told me
    And my carefully woven web of lies comes crashing down...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck

    Age: 35....actually means 65 and grey hair and I just need a f*&%
    Tall: I am taller than the average dwarf (hey I know I aint that tall you cheeky buggers that know me!)
    Dark: Im Fijian Indian and need a passport
    Handsome: Well my mum loves me
    Single: The wife doesnt know I am here
    Own a motorbike: Its under a tarp and needs a bit of work (would help if it started)
    Like Camping: I cant afford a decent hotel
    Like Kids: I have a dozen of my own I have to have on weekends due to the courts saying I have to
    Walking on the beach: Have to to get rid of the huge amount of fat I carry
    Im ready for love: So damn bitter I would eat a live snake for dinner
    Sense of Humour: My jokes are so damn bad I have to laugh it them myself
    hmmm you forgot
    not looking for a relationship: just wanting to dip the wick in more than 1 person .. preferably a mass orgy..
    well hung: i have a two inch dick but a 10 inch tongue
    financial secure: the bank owns the house

    damn to tired to think of the others that crack me up
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    What site are you on??? Sounds dodge as.... worse than KB!!!
    I only posted this because of the global economic crisis
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    Oh yeah

    Financially secure: Forgot my wallet.
    No expectations: God Im desperate
    Sports Minded: Like to watch a shit load of TV esp on Sunday afternoon
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    ya forgot --discrete meetings only---Im married and want a bit on the side
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?
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    Sheit, you wenches are ungrateful.

    You do know that according to the UN statistics as of 2004, there are 103 wimin per 100 men in UnZud?
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    "hi i'm a 46 year old male. i'm a school teacher. married, but seeking a male on male experience with a younger guy. it must be discrete."
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