Nope - I got awayOriginally Posted by PuppetMaster
Nope - I got awayOriginally Posted by PuppetMaster
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Originally Posted by Scorpygirl
i actually met my wife online also .. wasnt through a dating site though..
wouldnt have come 20,000 miles for an AVERAGE woman..
some days you just hit the Lotto...
I was on one of those sites a couple of years ago - and living half way up the north island - I'm afraid the males were even more retarded - if they could get past a grunt (as a hello) to get them to a cafe for a coffee - you got asked why?? they could make coffee at home ! ffs.
OK shall we go for a ride on the motorbikes - (if they managed to get off the couch) 20 mins later they were back on it, usually sulking cos they couldn't keep up with me!
Social skills of a mentally handicapped omeba! I guess in the big smoke you just got more idiots to deal with??? Thank God I have a partner!!
Actions speak louder than words or good intentions
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

Oh, and the beloved block function on MSN... if only you could do that in real lifeOriginally Posted by PuppetMaster
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Buy earmuffs, keep them handy, put on when you want to block someone.Originally Posted by Weasel
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I reset that! I prefer "moron" to "idiot" if you don't mind!Originally Posted by Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
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$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
To itself each amoeba softly croons "Ich du liebe"
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

Sorry... did you just say something?Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
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SMARTARSE!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by Weasel
...no...
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
try alt.com there are some fun people there
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the art of diplomacy is saying nice doggie,
until you find a big rock
hmmmm
I met postie as a result of Kiwibiker.. does that count???
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Normal Postal Services have now resumed and mail is being delievered Regulary.
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Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
So, Spankme is Postie's dad, so to speak.![]()
FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Which wife was that?Originally Posted by SARGE
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Welcome to the club, girl....probably has a better strike rate than most dating sites..............Originally Posted by Cibby
So we all have to call him Pop?So, Spankme is Postie's dad, so to speak.
“- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
Yep, I met my man through KB too. Maybe it has something to do with like attracts like?...Originally Posted by SPman
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

Maybe it's just that you can dispense with all the pickup line / dressing up / making an absolute cock of oneself that goes on in bars and clubs around the land.
Or maybe I'm just not very good at this...
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