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    Squid test

    http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm

    Take it here folks, bit long but a good laugh...my result below

    So far, 13646 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 50 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.
    A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an idiot whose driving license should be taken away and replaced with a tricycle. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?

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    Hmmmm this thing is pretty accurate.:slap:
    result: Your score indicates that you are a pathetic example of incredible stupidity who shouldn't be let out of the house unsupervised
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    So far, 13650 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 12 (from 0 to 100), and 92 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

    A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an imbecile of epic proportion and a danger to everyone and everything nearby.

    I wouldn't use the word imbecile, but close enough.

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    Dunno swan... sounds kinda accurate

    You got that Mrs. up and dressed yet?

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    Nope shes still in bed, we were at a party last night and she decided to get rather pissed.

    Aww your aweful keen to meet my missus aren't yah? what is Tristan's mum not doing anything for you now, sort her out mate!

    EDIT: See you soon, the weater is looking pretty fucken good, not too much wind either.

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    I wouldn't mind meeting her... but wouldn't say overkeen in that sense.

    Just wanted there to be someone else on the ride that can ride at your... urm... pace.

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    Yeah yeah, you enjoyed watching my arse from KKK to Wellsford.

    She might come along yet, though I am highly doubting it, I'll still chug along however.

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    And turn up a chance to meet the mighty weasel... how could she refuse?

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    When you lean hard into a turn, which usually scrapes the road first?
    [a] Your floorboards.
    [b] Your footpeg feelers.
    [c] Your helmet

    hahahaha, I went with c

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    Your score indicates that you are a disgrace who should be butt-kicked in full view of Times Square for being such an asshole in public


    Thats about right.


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    Red face

    Your score indicates that you are an idiot whose driving license should be taken away and replaced with a tricycle.

    Can I supercharge that too?

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    Your score indicates that you are a disgrace who should be butt-kicked in full view of Times Square for being such an asshole in public. Damn that was a long pointless test, but funny
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    Hmmm...Don't know about that last bit, maybe my sensibilities get in the way sometime?

    Squid Test Evaluation

    So far, 13664 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 47 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

    A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a pathetic example of incredible stupidity who shouldn't be let out of the house unsupervised. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?

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    Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough
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    So far, 13680 people have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. The last grade was 56 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.
    A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. This score indicates that the last test taker is an idiot whose driving license should be taken away and replaced with a tricycle.


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