The Loose Goose
A poem by Sir Paul McCartney
"I lay upon a grassy bank, My hands were all a quiver, I slowly removed her suspender belt, And her leg fell in the river."
It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg.
Quite frankly, I think it's prosthetic.
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Aargh, photos!
Bwahahahahahaha!!! Thanks for the laugh
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Deep in the heart...
I agree its entirely false and , we should detach ourselves from the humourous aspects and concentrate on the serious issues.(wood or plastic?) We shouldnt kneed to make fun of the poor woman lying there with her leg open.Originally Posted by Beemer
We should kick ourselves into a more respectful position,... after all she cant.
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Bad toys, bad toys!!!
Hahahahahah!!! Awesome!!! ROL!Still I won't laugh at others misfortune or is that ....fortune. Com...passion people.
Small and dangerous with a sting in my tail!!
Deus ex ukulele
I always thought that the wrong Beatle got shot.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
The Loose Goose
Apparently they had no pre-nup and she's claiming a 150 million pound settlement. The court case will be interesting. To be honest, I don't think she's got a leg to stand on...
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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