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    Boy Wankers

    Just watched the cop car on the news that spun -out after hitting diesel put on the road by boy-wankers in the B.O.P.

    Who has a car that is so pathetic in the horse-power department that it needs DIESEL on the road before it can spin the tyres????

    If that's what it takes they shouldn't bother, it's like admitting you need a penis extension.

    Poor, poor sorry-arsed wankers.
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    Stops the wear on the tyres
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    I hate boyracers
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    ................. and it's easier to do, especially when they're high.

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    I got one of those cars

    my 250 virago has more HP :P

    and its front wheel drive, so I would have to do burn outs in reverse.

    stoopid wankers in their boy racer cars ...

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    I was just thinking that if a cop couldn't have controlled a skid on diesel (and these guys get a lot of training), then what would have happened if a bike had been heading down the road?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Who has a car that is so pathetic in the horse-power department that it needs DIESEL on the road before it can spin the tyres????

    If that's what it takes they shouldn't bother, it's like admitting you need a penis extension.

    Poor, poor sorry-arsed wankers.
    Ahem. I guess one of us sorry-arsed wankers should speak up. I have a 1.8 Impreza. I would like to see anybody spin its wheels on asphalt. It either goes or stalls. No spin. I also once owned a VW 1302S automatic with a Rajay turbocharger, performance heads, a Porsche camshaft and measured exhaust headers. It was impossible to spin the wheels on that as well, thanks to the torque-converter in the "auto". Diesel may help the Impreza but not the Dub, but then I need a penis extension.
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    Maybe it wasn't on purpose - could have a been a leak from the fuel tank - would also explain the lack of HP

    Bit like Fatjim's weapon
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    it's like admitting you need a penis extension.
    That's nothing to be ashamed of man, you have to admit you have a problem before you can do something about it.

    Personally I wouldn't have mentioned this on a biker forum, but you're a brave man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonty
    Maybe it wasn't on purpose - could have a been a leak from the fuel tank - would also explain the lack of HP

    Bit like Fatjim's weapon
    My weapon has already been extended!
    Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.

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    It's interesting how eager the TV media is to air stories showing the Police in a bad light. The dork that gave "arsehole" as his occupation last week was bad enough. To air that footage tonight is not responsible in my view, the boy-racers need no encouragement. I sound like a nana, but this "culture" is a very intrusive part of thursday nights in our neighborhood and is getting worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TerminalAddict
    I got one of those cars

    my 250 virago has more HP :P

    and its front wheel drive, so I would have to do burn outs in reverse.

    stoopid wankers in their boy racer cars ...
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    Bl##dy Boy Racers

    I see another Item on the news where these idiots that have wimpy cars that cant spin up tyres pouring Diesel on the roads. Deadly to motorcyclists, They are pathetic.
    I dont have any adversion to a well executed burnout but anyone that needs Deisel to achieve this should stay at home until they are big enough to get a real car.
    I think i need to find a Boy racer Forum to log onto ....

    Thats my rant .... I feel better now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim
    My weapon has already been extended!
    Just make sure you don't spill diesel on it
    "Resort to the law so exhausts finances, patience, courage, hope, so overthrows the brain and breaks the heart, that there is not one honourable lawyer who would not give the warning "Suffer any wrong rather than come here".

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    My V8 will spin up nicely with traction control turned off with no diesel required


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