Deep in the heart...
What I hate is when they blow sideways round your head and get tangled with the stuff that grows out of my ears. Damn thats a hard tangle to undo! I just end up with gobs of snot and ear-wax all thru my mighty dwarf beard, bloody annoying I tells ya.
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Perhaps a Brazilian???
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Why not do something with it? get it braided!
Just faidin away!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news Finn but the rouge hair problem is only just beginning, it just keeps getting worse as you get older!Originally Posted by Finn
Like yourself, I too blame the Labour government and all the Socialists for this problem.
Imagine what Nandor "Thingie" is going to look like when his dreadlocks start growing out of his nose and ears.
Mind you he wont have to change any lifetime habits, he can just keep on talking through his areshole forever.
Buy a pair of good tweezers and start plucking instead of cutting and get a good magnifying mirror with a good light above it. (good things take time, they say)
Another thing they didn't tell you was that as the hair starts growing in all the wrong places, your eyes grow dimmer so that you can't see the hair growing anyway.
Suddenly, before you know it, you are just another old git getting in the way on the highway center line doing 80kph and never pulling over.
People seem to still love you cause they never stop tooting and waving and they line up in droves behind you, just to say g'day.
Life just keeps on getting better every day, enjoy!Cheers John. (lol)
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I heard that plucking nose hairs can cause brain hemoragging (sp?).......
Just faidin away!
Well I must be all hemorrhaged out, cause I'm a Kiwi bleeder with a need to tweeze!
Makes your eyes water till your contact lenses float out too!
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It appears Scummy has shaved it off based on this recent photo of him.
Aargh, photos!
Riiiiiiggggghhhhtttttttt, I guess the same people told you that there are lions and elephants in the streets of South Africa
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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only in Cape Town?
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity"
Immature and proud of it.
I didn't know Finn was a redhead.
Just grow it a bit longer and plait it Finn. Then you can use the plaits to drain snot into a pocket. It save on wiping stops and you won't have to buy a flip front helmet either.
If you plait your arse hairs as well, you can loop them under the seat as a kind of seat belt.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Aargh, photos!
Only if they got out of the Zoo
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
+est
bit like Robert Mugabe? haha
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity"
Aargh, photos!
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
+est
give me love!
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity"
Mad nagging bitch!
Umm.... could you just close the vents on your helmet, thereby eliminating the problem... seems like a painless soution to me - failing that I'm sure you could wax...
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
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