Almost pushed too hard

**Shadows** · 7th June 2006, 23:20

Next time wear bicycle clips. Holds it in nicely.

**Lazy7** · 8th June 2006, 00:35

i've had it happen. was sick as a dog at the time. bad bout of food poising that lasted about a week. was shitting mountain dew. you know what i am talking about.

anyway - so i let one rip. split second i was like - yeap, thats going to smell... insert satisfied smiley here.

then a split second later...

oh no. that REALLY is going to smell.

stopped as soon as i could get off the road. used what was left of my boxers to clean up, chucked them in the bushes and went commando for the rest of the ride home.

its not nice.

but whats worse is riding home in a pair of pants full of brown porridge. You never know who you are going to run into.

**Uncle B** · 8th June 2006, 08:04

Now the truth comes out....

It was really Fatjim and not the cattle truck that messed up the hill

Thanks mate

**Squeak the Rat** · 8th June 2006, 08:45

Originally Posted by Lazy7

stopped as soon as i could get off the road. used what was left of my boxers to clean up, chucked them in the bushes and went commando for the rest of the ride home.

its not nice.

but whats worse is riding home in a pair of pants full of brown porridge. You never know who you are going to run into.

Aaaah, the old disposable undies trick.

The problem is then having to ride home knowing that you no longer have a back up plan. One more squeeze and those leathers need a good wash.....