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    i think they put it down so tht they dont fuck up their gearboxes when they try to start the wheels spinning.

    I had the joy of going through an oil track from a truck/large diesel that had leaked its goodness onto a corner... Lucky i noticed before i hit it and knocked off some speed - i still got sideways and ended up two lanes over from where i wanted to be but luckily still on my side of the road. If i hadnt seen it i would have added more power and leant in more to the corner, probably assed off and ended up facing two lanes of on coming traffic.
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    I just hope they catch the little bastards who thought this was funny. If that had been any one of us this would be a very different post.

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    It is pretty sad that they need additives. Dunno about my latest MX-5, haven't tried, but the previous one used to do standstills fine. 88kw. That barely qualifies as horsepower in bike language, let along cage. Put a 1 or 2 in front of that and you don't shouldn't need to try. Anyone see Clarkson on Top Gear with the CL600?

    Gotta admit I didn't see the news item, but if it's bashing pigs even I'm getting sick of that song from the media. Bash 'em where it's due, not for silly little stuff like this.

    Oh - Hitcher - partner's old 94(?) 1.6 auto Impreza used to spin up on asphalt. It just required a serious amount of provocation. So much so I'm struggling to understand now why I bothered!
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    Quote Originally Posted by madboy
    Oh - Hitcher - partner's old 94(?) 1.6 auto Impreza used to spin up on asphalt.
    I think the 1.6 autos are front-wheel-drive. The 1.8 is AWD. No contest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Ahem. I have a 1.8 Impreza. I would like to see anybody spin its wheels on asphalt.
    I'm keen to have a try. Name the place & time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    I think the 1.6 autos are front-wheel-drive. The 1.8 is AWD. No contest.
    I concede defeat. I can't think of any way to get that lit up on dry asphalt... unless it was stolen, and even then the ganstaaaaaaas would need to do their homework.
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    Any shit caught pouring diesal on the road should be made to wash it off with their face.

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    That's 50m away from Cajun's work. Overall, it is about 1km from the cop station. Just shows how STUPID those boy races are because that is a road with ONE exit. Every weekend for the last six weeks, there is diesel on that intersection (cross roads). They also congregate in the big marina car park just around the road.

    Personally, I reckon the coppers should block the road at the exit and impound every vehicle that's there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    I was just thinking that if a cop couldn't have controlled a skid on diesel (and these guys get a lot of training), then what would have happened if a bike had been heading down the road?
    Not supporting the dickheads at all, but you gotta admit that the cop was pretty fucken dumb.

    I rode through that intersection that night, and I took it very carefully because with everyone gathered round there it was pretty obvious that there was probably deisel dropped. Once out of it I tried clutching it up and the wheelspin confirmed what I'd thought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    Stops the wear on the tyres
    nope... creates more smoke!!!!!
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    The wifes nephew,s a boy racer,fucken wanker.He,s got a sign on his back window that says,gas grass or arse,nobody rides for free.He drives around with his black labrador in the car with him,i guess it,s the dog that provides the arse cause he,s an ugly little fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Just watched the cop car on the news that spun -out after hitting diesel put on the road by boy-wankers in the B.O.P.

    Who has a car that is so pathetic in the horse-power department that it needs DIESEL on the road before it can spin the tyres????
    Dang nammit, I knew I should have paid my taxes last month!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vs04
    The wifes nephew,s a boy racer,fucken wanker.He,s got a sign on his back window that says,gas grass or arse,nobody rides for free.He drives around with his black labrador in the car with him,i guess it,s the dog that provides the arse cause he,s an ugly little fuck.
    Has anyone seen that fag who drives the blue wrx wagon around thames?
    Always with loud music and his window down... Hes like 28... Youll know who im talking about

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blooveeteeah
    That's 50m away from Cajun's work.
    So it was in Tauranga then, We so need to start a mob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMUSDEMERITUS
    To air that footage tonight is not responsible in my view.
    Totally agree, now there'll be fucking diesel spread everywhere, not just by the BRAs but by kids that think it'll be funny to see some cars spinning out.
    I'd very, very, careful about riding around any built up area for the next few weeks (not that we all aren't anyway!).

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