Boy Wankers

**Pixie** · 8th June 2006, 10:54

Originally Posted by bugjuice

I was just thinking that if a cop couldn't have controlled a skid on diesel (and these guys get a lot of training), then what would have happened if a bike had been heading down the road?

Unfortunately the training hasn't reduced the number of cop car crashes

**Pixie** · 8th June 2006, 10:57

Originally Posted by Hitcher

... but then I need a penis extension.

Get a bouffant hair do ,then

I couldn't resist

**Pixie** · 8th June 2006, 11:01

Originally Posted by madboy

It is pretty sad that they need additives. Dunno about my latest MX-5, haven't tried, but the previous one used to do standstills fine. 88kw. !

That's because the back of an mx5 doesn't weigh anything...don't carry helium balloons in the boot

**madboy** · 8th June 2006, 11:01

Finally saw the footage on the late news last night. Pretty average job the cop did of controlling the skid I thought, particularly the use of brakes as the car slid. But then we didn't really see the start and things always look different on video that they are in real life. Maybe there were other factors the camera didn't highlight that made a parked car a better choice than saving the skid. At least the item wasn't anti-cop for a change.

And why did the police dog go in when the guy was hurting himself? Sadly cops aren't allowed to discriminate against who they help - they've got to protect everybody. Even lowlife scum like speeders and knife weilding maniacs.

**Pixie** · 8th June 2006, 11:08

Originally Posted by GR81

this is the best car forum for a laugh tho NZPC, youll have a field day with all the dikheds on there! haha

NZ Prostitutes Collective?

**Hitcher** · 8th June 2006, 11:14

Originally Posted by Pixie

Get a bouffant hair do ,then

Strike two. Any derogatory comments about Gingas and Taranaki will be rewarded by death. A slow, lingering painful death. Yours, not mine.

**SARGE** · 8th June 2006, 12:24

Originally Posted by scumdog

and we're allowed to hurt them while stopping them

where do i sign?

**mdb** · 8th June 2006, 21:31

Originally Posted by Jonty

Maybe it wasn't on purpose - could have a been a leak from the fuel tank - would also explain the lack of HP

Someone up my hill has that problem. Every now and then (right when you least expect it) you hit the bends only to find a truck or bus has managed to leave a long spill of diesel on the last 50m!