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    Arrow Caption contest 060607

    OK chasps

    The usual rules. Rep for podium finishers.

    Judge's decision final, etc.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    John Deere OCC Bike

    Paul Snr. finally allowed Mikey a project of his own. Not only does the bike mow, mulch and catch, it is by far the best handling bike OCC have built to date.

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    Grass Choppers: We mow the f*ck outta your lawns!

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    Dovers gixxer spent so much time off road he thought he'd make it useful.

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    Even the redneck westies need to mow their lawns...

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    (Wife) - John Dear,have you finished those lawns yet?

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    All the other 'gardeners-for-hire' quickly left town when the Hells Angels introduced their own 'home mantainence' business.

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    After repeatedly crashing both his GN125 and his lawnmower, the insurance company decided to consolidate John's problems together.

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    "Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower!"

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Fine weekend, lawns need mowing but man you really want to go for a ride. Problem solved.

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    Its lean, its green... Kawasaki, eat your heart out, this is how it should be done!!
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    The best deals, all the time!

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    The Lawn-cycle!!!!!

    Be the envy of all your friends!!!!!

    No car licence? No problems!!!!!!

    Be the life of the party!!!

    COME DOWN TO JOHN'S LAWN MOWER STORE ON GREAT NORTH ROAD, OPPPSITE THE BK!!!!!!!

    Other mowers are for posers!!!

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Kawasaki and John Deere's new prototype lawnmower formulated for the hardcore kiwibiker produced in Kawa green.

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    the all new ticket shredder....no need to throw away unwanted tikets,just gently ride over them and for better results put into overdrive and run over the metre lady.......................
    <span style=font-family: Century Gothic><font size=4><font color=DarkOrchid>Live and let live</font></font></span>

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    How 'bout it baby? Wanna have your patch trimmed to the skin?

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