Was discussing our recent family pact to give up smoking last night. The conversation turned to the cars and how yukky they are starting to smell. Well yes, we know they have stunk for a while but being a smoker you don't notice.
Anyway, my Mother-in-sin Says "I should put the Ka through the car wash. But did you know, I have to unscrew the ariel before I can go through the car wash?"
"Really" I piped up "I have to remove both wing mirrors before I can go through on my bike!"
A few seconds later, my partner explodes in to a fit of laughter and just about manages to get out that I was joking...
To which she replies "Oh, it seemed a little bit silly having to remove the mirrors. Do you get very wet or have you got time to get off your bike before it starts?"
And to that there was no reply.
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