Joke of the day

[Macktheknife]

A father and his 12 year old son went hunting together for the first time.

The father said "Stay here and be very QUIET, I'll be across the field."

A little while later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son.

"What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."

The boy, bless his heart, answered, "Dad, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.

I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.

I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.

I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.

I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.

I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.

But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and one of them said,

'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'

Well...I guess I just panicked."

[Mrs Busa Pete]

I wonder if cow poos was the son. very good joke i liked that one

[Sniper]

Bloody brilliant!!!!!!

[Biohazard]

roflmao- nice one, that put a smile on my face for the day

[Fishy]

haha nice one mate!

[ZeroIndex]

hahaha, damn good.. green rep for that..

[Colapop]

I don't get it.... much at all but that another story ....

["D" FZ1]

HA HA HA

[Switch]

Hahahah very good

[MSTRS:Me]

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful - you guessed it - blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls". Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

[twinkle]

What do you call a cow with no legs?



Ground beef

[MSTRS:Me]

A man goes up to the librarian and asks to check out a how-to book on suicide.
She says "No way. You won't bring it back"

[Macktheknife]

What do you call a deer with no eye's???











No idea! (no eye deer)


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?????









Still no idea. (boom boom)


what do you call a deer with no eye's, no legs, and no dick?









Still no fucking idea. (mwahahahahahah)

[twinkle]

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ?intelligence'?"
The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

[ZeroIndex]

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ?intelligence'?"
The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

heard that before, but had a different intro.. loved it though.. green rep..