Cook me some eggs?

[Jantar]

A meal isn't a meal unless there is part of a dead animal on the plate.

[Timber020]

serves me right for paying too much attention to the chick behind the counter.

i duly ate the breakfast.

she bought me a free coffee

i left with her phone number so wasn't too bad..

She probably wont want anything to do with your meat either

[Karma]

see a lesbian hippy couple enjoying some weatgrass in the corner - and another decided homosexual young guy having a cup of coffee and reading a metrosexual magazine...

hey!

i was waiting for the lezzas to get it on...

[Madness]

I frequent a local Curry establishment on occasion, much to the displeasure of Mrs MAX. One night I was waiting patiently for my Tandoori Chicken when a young drunk guy came in, scanned the menu and asked "where's the Beef?" The proprietor was shocked that somebody actually wanted to eat some meat of the sacred beast.

The young fella went next door to the Chinese takeaway. God only knows what he ate from there in the end??