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    re 22

    sent to me this morning, sorry if you have seen it b4.



    Gee always wondered what happened on SH22


    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH. He thinks to himself, this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
    "Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
    "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-two kilometres an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
    The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 was the highway number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
    "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't made a peep this whole time," the officer asks.
    "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Highway 189."



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    I thought it was 'get it over in 22 minutes'...plus 10 minutes legal tolerance
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    Nice one FireFight.

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    thanks for the chuckle....
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    wonder wot the old ladies would look like if they just got off highway 69?

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    're 22'
    i was 'cool a nz joke'
    only to be disapointed with the funniest thing ive heard this week
    sigh



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    Quote Originally Posted by pyrocam
    only to be disapointed with the funniest thing ive heard this week

    ??????????? Had a slow week? Or praise with a faint damn? Your comment seems to be an oxymoron, but I'm unsure if that's the right description, either!
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    Hahaha thats awsome
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