the Scotish Wedding

[Jantar]

Hamish and Dougal are sitting in the pub discussing Hamish’s forthcoming wedding.

"Och, it's all going grand," says Hamish. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night.

Dougal nods approvingly.

Heavens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Hamish.

"A kilt?" exclaims Dougal. "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that.

And what's the tartan?"
















"Och," says Hamish, "I imagine she'll be in white."

[Maha]

Took me two reads but the penny droped........
And i bent down to pick it up like any good Scots' would do....
But i aint Scottish..................

[hXc]

I couldn't help, but read that in a Scottish accent. Very good

[DMNTD:Me]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaha!!

[BuFfY]

I couldn't help, but read that in a Scottish accent. Very good

I did the Scottish accent too!!

haha

[Beemer]

You could almost see it coming but it was still a very funny joke!