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    Hmm, seems that power is back on now...looks like it is time to head back into the office. GUTTED.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    What a useless country. Widdle bit of bad wedder and the whole Auckland CBD down. On a positive note, this goes to show how fucking useless this council is. Without traffic lights, the commute to work was 10 times faster. Proof that they are all morons and should commit mass suicide. The city just doesn't need them.

    If this offends anybody, fuck off, it's my birthday.
    Happy Birthday Finn!

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    fuck I shouldn't have said anything .... karma is a bitch.

    I just got a phone call from the wife, saying the bike is on its side, been blown over

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    Quote Originally Posted by idb
    According to the radio just now there are 300 traffic lights down in Auckland!!!!
    300!!!
    Wots a traffic light????

    Are they good to have?
    Do I need one
    Do I need 300?

    Oh the decisions!!

    Oh the anguish of indecision.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Wots a traffic light????

    Are they good to have?
    Do I need one
    Do I need 300?

    Oh the decisions!!

    Oh the anguish of indecision.
    If you would like one, I am happy to post a set down to you. We have ample here.
    Some assembly required - batteries not included.
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    Well due to there being no power uni was closed so now I get more time to do all my assignments!

    And luckily I live in Whangaparaoa where there is power!! yay1 for me!
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    Just went home to pick up a generator to power emergency services at the office. Namely, the beer fridge, Sky in my office and of course my computer so I can share my birthday with you guys.

    Burp.
    You know the generator runs better outside... the fumes will go to your head...

    What am I saying? bah, Happy birthday....

    (Hook the MV up to the generator, and you might be able to power more exciting office appliances, like shredders, and Waffle machines....)
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    Arrow Look outside the square.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wytch
    So you're up for BBQ'ing in the rain eh? No thanks matey.. the weather here in Sth Auck is so bad it's blowing rain past my office window.. horizontally.

    We have power at the moment.. but it's surging and carrying on.

    This Muppet is just pleased that she doesn't have to go out anywhere until lunchtime.

    We have one massive garage (with bikes in it ) and 2 carports with cages in it. I cant see any reason what so ever to have it in the rain. Geeze, is a lack of kiwi ingenuity becoming common place in AKL or what?

    Hey swanny cuss, nar dunt ave da hungi bra, have ta make do wif da BBQ, stink eh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Wots a traffic light????

    Are they good to have?
    Do I need one
    Do I need 300?

    Oh the decisions!!

    Oh the anguish of indecision.
    Typical greedy Aucklanders hogging all the T R A F F I C L I G H T S.
    Just like they keep all the T R A F F I C J A M S to themselves.

    I think they have something to do with something called a M O T O R W A Y.
    But then again I don't really know.
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    Weather shouldn't hinder a BBQ!! I grew up in Gore and we used to have BBQ's in the middle of winter... when it was snowing! Ya just need to toughin up!
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    The sun's out here now.
    Coronet Peak is looking ready to go!
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    Traffic always runs smoother with no traffic lights!
    Want to fuck up the traffic flow, put in lights.
    Want to fuck up roading traffic flows - put a couple of police cars amongst the traffic
    anyway - high of 21 today - clear blue skies ....can we have some rain please.
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    Only one thing worse than a cage!!
    I just heard the 8am train from out wild west just got in to Britomart 12:30pm
    (bit late for sons 9am exam)
    only one thing for it...fire up the beast an get him home in record time
    sure he prefer two/one wheel ride home...(just lucky I was too lazy to pull clutch out this morning)
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    Yay...just got the text from the director...'dont bother coming back' now all that i have to do is figure out whether he meant ever, or just today...oh the decisions.

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    Why does Central Miss out on everything?

    This just isn't fair. Canterbury gets the snow... We got none.
    Auckland has a power cut.... We have to find other excuses for a BBQ.
    Auckland has 300 traffic lights that don't work.... We don't even know what a traffic light is.
    Auckland has traffic jams... We only get fruit jams.

    Now I see why so many people want to live in Auckland.
    Time to ride

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