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    Caption contest... why not...

    To start you all off, here's mine...bling for the best
    A helmet should be worn when m/c stunting
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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    As kim jong jim paused to light his cigarette, he suddenly realised his auto clutching FJR 1200 had gotten away on him somewhat...
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    For the best in crash protection,
    For some, a helmet is strongly advised
    For others, a motorbike is strongly advised against


    Young Kim loved motorbikes, he read about them, dreamt about them, breathed them. He had all the gear. Now, he needed a motorbike.


    Young Kim was not impressed with his latest test ride. He felt it had the aerodynamics of a concrete block, and the seat. Wow, it was really uncomfortable. And no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get the damn thing to lean into a corner.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    He had hoped that by practicing his cornering on a stationary object rather than a speeding motorcycle, he could avoid more embarrassing bladder releases.

    Alas, as the gently spreading puddle below his crotch was to highlight, this would not be the case.

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    The Nth Korean Motorcycle training school couldn't afford actual bikes, but that didn't dampen their enthusiaism for applying what they had learnt in the class room to the real world enviroment.

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    N Korea sometimes took the saying "Shit a brick" a bit too seriously
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Strat had hit his thirties and still didn't have another bike

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    Curbing his cornering passion was easier than Okinabe-san first imagined.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Further evidence that Okinabe-san's motorcycling career had gone down the drain.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Emergency crews managed to prise the rider off his motorcycle and allowed him to thaw slowly.

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    Kim realised that if he wants to be the best - he needed to start somewhere...
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    gone.

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    Dover staying in practise til he gets his license back
    Built for speed, not for comfort

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    The Chinese racing team has had some budget cut-backs this year...........

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    he hit the wall so hard, he didn't know he had left his bike..

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    this is good shit..... maaannn

    but my suspension need a few clicks softer

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