Mwahahahaha

[WickedOne]

I hope this isn't a repost!!!

An English teacher asks her class to use the word ‘Contagious’ in a sentence.

Roland, the class geek gets up and says “ Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious”.

“Well done Roland” says the teacher, “can anyone else try?”

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails says “ My Grandma says there’s a bug going round, and it’s contagious”.

“Well done Katie” says the teacher, “anyone else?”

Little Irish Shaun O’Malley jumps up and says, in a broad Irish accent “ Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush and me dad says it will take the contagious”

[placidfemme]

lmao...

[Sniper]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrum, it is a repost.....

[WickedOne]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrum, it is a repost.....

DOH!!!!

[u4ea]

...................oo its a laugh all the same...............

[WickedOne]

...................oo its a laugh all the same...............

I'll second that, it cracked me up!!!!!!

[scumdog]

Before I converted to being P.C. it was a Maori truck driver, a load of pea-gravel and a small hearth brush and shovel set...

[Virago]

That was the same class were little Jimmy put up his hand during a quiet reading session.

"Miss, Miss! What does it mean in this book when it says "Robin Hood tore his leather?"

The teacher asked Jimmy to read the whole sentence.

"Robin Hood tore his leather jerkin off."

[XTC]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrum, it is a repost.....

This post by Sniper is also a repost of a repost of a repost... Why do you bother Sniper? Half your post count is "It's a Repost. It's a repost It's a repost!!!"

[Sniper]

This post by Sniper is also a repost of a repost of a repost... Why do you bother Sniper? Half your post count is "It's a Repost. It's a repost It's a repost!!!"

Et Tu XTC?

[Flatcap]

This post by Sniper is also a repost of a repost of a repost... Why do you bother Sniper? Half your post count is "It's a Repost. It's a repost It's a repost!!!"

Indeed - sometimes I do enjoy revisiting the more amusing jokes.....