'Tuning in' to bikers - gonna get me in trouble

**klingon** · 14th June 2006, 14:40

Was just in my local cafe and I'm sitting there reading the paper when some guy comes in the door and even without looking I KNEW he was carrying a helmet and wearing leathers. I had to really concentrate not to look up and give him a big friendly grin. This might be ok if you're a guy but for a girl it can cause all kinds of trouble!

Now I'm planning to get my own bike this is happening more and more... I hear a bike coming down the road and I forget the sentence I'm in the middle of. My head turns involuntarily and I watch the bike until it's out of sight! Am I turning into a Biker Perv?!

All the bikers in my neighbourhood must think I have some kind of bike fetish. I think I need to get myself a T-shirt that says
"it's not YOU, you fool! I'm only interested in your BIKE!"

**kiwifruit** · 14th June 2006, 14:41

haha!
yeah, be careful smiling at us, we dont need much to go on lol, jks
but yes, that t shirt sounds like a plan.....

so when are you getting a bike?

**Fishy** · 14th June 2006, 14:43

I think that sort of thing is pretty normal for most bike enthusiasts eh. I can hear bikes coming from a long way and can sometimes tell what they before I can see them. I'm always checking out bikes on the road or parked somewhere or in shops.

I guess Im just a bike slut really, I'll ride just about anything

**WRT** · 14th June 2006, 14:48

If a chick checks me out while I'm carrying a helmet, I assume it's because I ride. But that's probably because I'm an ugly son of a bitch.

**Two Smoker** · 14th June 2006, 14:50

Originally Posted by Fishslayer

I guess Im just a bike slut really, I'll ride just about anything

I reckon!!! You ride a honda FFS!!!

**Fishy** · 14th June 2006, 14:52

Originally Posted by Two Smoker

I reckon!!! You ride a honda FFS!!!

The only Honda I ride is my shitter!. See avatar

Other than that I am bikeless until the end of August

**u4ea** · 14th June 2006, 15:03

its not bike perv its bike voyeur..............i know cause i am one too!!!!its just a biker thing ,and its infectios and addictive!!!!!!!gets worse when youve got a bike too...........no cure either that i know of!!!!!!!!!

**N4CR** · 14th June 2006, 17:09

Hmm for me it's 'vtwin mmmm head turns' 'high pitched revs more than a boy ricer - head turns must be an il4' 'big fuggin thumper - head turns'. etc etc.

I love hearing a bike going hard at the main road above my house too, got a big smile hearing some 2 stroke thing once going nuts and then sirens following 30 secs later, muahahahaah!

When I see a biker it's look at helmet hmm pricey/not pricey then look at leathers 'are the sliders used' then what brand etc etc. Just out of interest and in no particular order.

And yeap I'll ignore whoever I'm talking to if a bike goes by.. it's normal lol.

**MSTRS:Me** · 14th June 2006, 17:33

Originally Posted by klingon

I think I need to get myself a T-shirt [/B]

Make it a white one. Oh....and wet too. Please.

**merv** · 14th June 2006, 17:35

Originally Posted by klingon

Was just in my local cafe and I'm sitting there reading the paper when some guy comes in the door and even without looking I KNEW he was carrying a helmet and wearing leathers. I had to really concentrate not to look up and give him a big friendly grin. This might be ok if you're a guy but for a girl it can cause all kinds of trouble!

Why what happens, do you turn into a pumpkin or something? Was the guy not good looking enough?

**Karma** · 14th June 2006, 17:36

Originally Posted by klingon

"it's not YOU, you fool! I'm only interested in your BIKE!"

You busy Saturday night?

**Macktheknife** · 14th June 2006, 18:00

Originally Posted by klingon

I hear a bike coming down the road and I forget the sentence I'm in the middle of. My head turns involuntarily and I watch the bike until it's out of sight! Am I turning into a Biker Perv?!

All the bikers in my neighbourhood must think I have some kind of bike fetish.

You say that like its a bad thing! We all do that.... you mean its not normal?

**NUTBAR** · 14th June 2006, 20:05

hey bud,
its ok to b friendly, as most bikers iv met so far r ok.
not every biker female or male thinks because u smile at them or say hello, you want to take them home.
its the best way to meet fellow bikers, iv met some top lads & lasses in my travels around NZ sometimes only because iv spoted a helmit or jacket and said hello.

**Nicksta** · 15th June 2006, 06:39

Can I have one of those T-Shirts please!
I stare at bikes if i hear them... and check people out that are wearing gear.... (especially if tehy are cute!!)
so i think your perfectly normal....