Was just in my local cafe and I'm sitting there reading the paper when some guy comes in the door and even without looking I KNEW he was carrying a helmet and wearing leathers. I had to really concentrate not to look up and give him a big friendly grin. This might be ok if you're a guy but for a girl it can cause all kinds of trouble!
Now I'm planning to get my own bike this is happening more and more... I hear a bike coming down the road and I forget the sentence I'm in the middle of. My head turns involuntarily and I watch the bike until it's out of sight! Am I turning into a Biker Perv?!
All the bikers in my neighbourhood must think I have some kind of bike fetish. I think I need to get myself a T-shirt that says
"it's not YOU, you fool! I'm only interested in your BIKE!"
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