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  1. 4th June 2006, 17:47 #1
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    Famous quotes that were never quoted

    So the weather's got all shitty down here and before the Brass Monkey types get back and tell us what a great time they had, I thought a bit of humour might not go astray.

    So Pick a favourite charaecter real or ficticious and turn his most memorable quote into one that he did not quote.



    From the TV series The Boys from the Black Stuff

    Yosser Hughes = "Gisser fuck."


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    Bill Clinton

    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Clinton
    I did not have sex with that woman's relations.
    Sure Bill, we believed you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayor of Hiroshima
    Aaiieee. What the fuck was that?
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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by George W Bush
    OK, we fucked up. We're going home now.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Blair
    Good call, Mr President
    In your dreams.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    they think it, but they dont say it...
    "we can beat the all blacks"
    -Irish rugby team

    dont do anything i wouldnt do and if you do, name it after me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodney Hide
    You know I can dance, you know I can dance,
    I CAN DAA-AAANCE!
    I can really hit the floor!
    (No - I'm bloody well not watching it!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythagoras
    How the fuck do we work that out?
    can't remember the others - they somewere on here can't find them though...
    Quote Originally Posted by Skyrider
    Stay away from busses on a bike. You're gonna lose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by George W Bush
    We live in a worl where humans and fish can coexist peacefully
    When I heard that I pissed myself

    Quote Originally Posted by Some book
    I just went behind that tree and laid the most magnificent egg
    Was some book I was reading about some soldiers and one who had not had a bowel movement for a few weeks.
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Custer
    Where did all those fucking Indians come from?
    Kindly stolen from the list of historical uses of the work 'fuck'
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Kindly stolen from the list of historical uses of the work 'fuck'
    dont forget

    Quote Originally Posted by Michealangelo
    You want what on the fucking ceiling?
    Quote Originally Posted by Skyrider
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    come on man... that's old eh...

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain of the Titanic
    Where the fuck is all this water coming from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Cullen
    All New Zealanders deserve Tax Cuts
    Surely he never uttered these words.
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    Nice and topical...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2nd Officer to Captain Edward Smith (Titanic)
    Sir - we're running short of ice in the upper deck bar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by God
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ManDownUnder again.
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    Fine fine... 10 bloody characters...
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