What's with this ?
sent to me this am.
A farmer ordered a high tech milking machine. Since
the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to
test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into
the equipment, turned the switch on and
everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with
much more pleasure than his wife did.
When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he
couldn't remove the instrument. He read the manual but didn't find
any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument,
but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the
supplier's Customer Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a
milking machine from your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't
worry," replied the customer service rep,
The machine will release automatically once it's collected
two gallons."
Firefight.....
"Kiwi Biker, still a great place despite the mods "
"Would crawl over broken glass before owning Suzuki"
The only reason I only ride in the Iron man Class is I have no friends left to enter the two man events,
my own fault really.
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Originally Posted by Finn
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