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Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and
tighter as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their
room, she flopped on the bed and said,
"Charles, darling, Please remove my shoes. My feet are killing me!"
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but
it would not budge.
"Harder!" yelled Camilla.
"Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody
tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla
exclaimed,
"There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip,
"See? I told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried,
"Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen,
"That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
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Originally Posted by DingDong
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