Methinks the boy protests too much.Originally Posted by Sniper
Methinks the boy protests too much.Originally Posted by Sniper
Bwahaha.Originally Posted by The_Dover
It wasnt my choice, honest
Dont you startOriginally Posted by Weasel
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
One of my salesman did the a similar thing years ago. Went for a walk around an island up North with his 12yr old daughter, leaving his partner on the yacht and the dingy on the beach. Came back to find the dingy tied up to the boat. Hitched a lift out to his yacht, asked her what was going on. She flipped out, started throwing the shells etc his daughter had collected into the water. So he picked her up and turffed her into the water, followed by her gear. She swam back to shore, doesn't know what happened after that, doesn't care.
Never fuck with a mans children.
She should be thankful, they weren't further offshore and she had a dinghy.... I'll have to show the missus and remind her of her place! (see you when I get out - of hospital!)
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
What's the bet the wife winds up with the boat and the ol' man 'in' the dingy.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
... without a paddle...
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Originally Posted by The_Dover
hahaha bloody good job!! i would've waited till they were further away from shore though!! lmao
Biker Babe...
I Ride Like A Girl...Silly Boys, Bikes are for Girls!Originally Posted by deano
Originally Posted by cowpoos
put it this way, id make it back....but you on the other hand when throwen off wouldnt!!!!! hahahahaha
Biker Babe...
I Ride Like A Girl...Silly Boys, Bikes are for Girls!Originally Posted by deano
Originally Posted by cowpoos
that was pretty shellow water though, hope you've got your pink blow up girls floaty tube thingy to save you!!!! :P
Biker Babe...
I Ride Like A Girl...Silly Boys, Bikes are for Girls!Originally Posted by deano
Just read it out to my mrs, between sips from the wine glass, and got an "uh-huh" reponse. She didn't seem to think it was as funny as I did.
Come on people... this one's begging to be snapped up...Originally Posted by Rossi Gal
Oh, and here you go- the wife's revenge..!
The world is my oxter
Nah, Poo's would be ok.Originally Posted by Rossi Gal
You ever seen a whale drown?
Originally Posted by The_Dover
Buwhwhahahahahhaha...rainbow brite......![]()
FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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