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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Told you dammit, Im not Gay
    Methinks the boy protests too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
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    Methinks the boy protests too much.
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    One of my salesman did the a similar thing years ago. Went for a walk around an island up North with his 12yr old daughter, leaving his partner on the yacht and the dingy on the beach. Came back to find the dingy tied up to the boat. Hitched a lift out to his yacht, asked her what was going on. She flipped out, started throwing the shells etc his daughter had collected into the water. So he picked her up and turffed her into the water, followed by her gear. She swam back to shore, doesn't know what happened after that, doesn't care.

    Never fuck with a mans children.

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    She should be thankful, they weren't further offshore and she had a dinghy.... I'll have to show the missus and remind her of her place! (see you when I get out - of hospital!)
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    What's the bet the wife winds up with the boat and the ol' man 'in' the dingy.

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    ... without a paddle...
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
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    we will remember them

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    hahaha bloody good job!! i would've waited till they were further away from shore though!! lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rossi Gal
    hahaha bloody good job!! i would've waited till they were further away from shore though!! lmao
    are you a good swimmer??
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    are you a good swimmer??

    put it this way, id make it back....but you on the other hand when throwen off wouldnt!!!!! hahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rossi Gal
    put it this way, id make it back....but you on the other hand when throwen off wouldnt!!!!! hahahahaha
    you havn't seen me swim.....only dive.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    you havn't seen me swim.....only dive.....

    that was pretty shellow water though, hope you've got your pink blow up girls floaty tube thingy to save you!!!! :P
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    Just read it out to my mrs, between sips from the wine glass, and got an "uh-huh" reponse. She didn't seem to think it was as funny as I did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rossi Gal
    hope you've got your pink blow up girls floaty tube thingy to save you!!!! :P
    Come on people... this one's begging to be snapped up...







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    Quote Originally Posted by Rossi Gal
    put it this way, id make it back....but you on the other hand when throwen off wouldnt!!!!! hahahahaha
    Nah, Poo's would be ok.

    You ever seen a whale drown?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    Ok Rainbow Brite, I believe you.


    Buwhwhahahahahhaha...rainbow brite......
    FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

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