try to be nice...she is gonna read this you know!Originally Posted by Weasel
try to be nice...she is gonna read this you know!Originally Posted by Weasel
Don't you just love golf?
You need to ask?Originally Posted by Weasel
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Really?Originally Posted by Darkman
Well if she likes em tall, milky white, and rounder than your average bear then I'm available![]()
Yeah she's 42 and looking good. Don't know if that bloke Crowe is going to let her go like Mexted did though.Originally Posted by OMG
Cheers
Merv
Mex ain't the smartest bloke around - which makes his commentaries bloody hilariousOriginally Posted by merv
It's not really the dancing Paul as I suspect you well know. It's perving at extremely attractive women. Dancing is public foreplay....Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
In the interests of harmony with Mrs B, I do throw out a false trail by the occasional comment about the footwork.
Sigh..... I think I need help
i wanted that maori dude from shortland street to go through, his partner rebecca is fine, stupid fuck rodney hide got kept in (perhaps why indy has no money atm?) far too long... however rodney's partner was a nice piece of meat if i ever saw one.
KiwiBitcher
where opinion holds more weight than fact.
It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.
I think one of us has got that post about Mexted and Crowe wrong.Originally Posted by merv
I thought it referred to Mexted and Crowe being of the wrong persuasion to appreciate Lorraine's obvious "female" attributes.![]()
Blackbird, the problem with fancying older women is that the older "you" get, the smaller the "field" gets!![]()
Good point! It's a good job that I've been married for nearly 34 years and love my wife to bits thenOriginally Posted by oldrider
Not sure I could keep up with being a Sugar Daddy or put up with the hassles anyway
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Don't really know about their persuasion but as far as I know Crowe is her man now.Originally Posted by oldrider
Cheers
Merv
I remember seeing her and Murray coming into a restaurant in Welly 20 odd years ago.
She really looked like a Miss Universe - all teeth and tits.
He looked like a porn star.
But most guys did back then.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Nope - I disagree... It's a friggin con...Originally Posted by Blackbird
You want to perve at hot chicks - look at porn and be honest about it.
You want to look at fairly hot chicks dancing, watch pro dancing (shudder).
You want to watch people embarassing themselves... Jeeze, go almost anyplace.
I just don't get the whole concept. We all hope they screw up on live TV to make us feel better? Nah! I'd rather got twiddle with me nuts (and bolts) in the garage...
Ooopps, I misinterpreted the post then sorry.Originally Posted by merv
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One of my rellies sons was at a (large equestrian) function not long ago and his wife said to him.
Do you realise that you are the only strait guy here!
A gay guy overheard this and said to him, "don't worry you can't help how you were born".
What do they put in the food, yesterdays minority are today's majority it seems!![]()
Porn is pretty boring after a while. Pole dancing might be an interesting diversion though. Not sure whether this is allied to pro dancing (the mind bogglesOriginally Posted by Paul in NZ
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I wish you well with your nuts.....
Ha ha. So do I. I only watched the bits with Rodney's hot sidekick (Crystal?)and Lorraine. All the while telling Her Indoors "those two ladies have real dance skills, a joy to watch, call me when they're back on" Such a smoke screen.Originally Posted by Blackbird
Lorraine looks even more stunning now than 10, 20 years ago.
We always picked the pleasant but average looking girl next door as our Beauty Queens and wondered why we never win the Miss World/Universe. Lorrraine was the exception when I can only guess that the usual Judges were on leave that week, so they went for the truly beautiful girl for a change just to see what would happen!
Can we have a dance off with just Lorraine and Crystal, dump the Blokes.
Happiness is a means of travel, not a destination
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