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    Be careful what you wish for...

    A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
    The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries
    and a coke " She then turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have
    the same," says the ostrich.

    A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will Be
    $9.40 please,"

    The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact amount for
    payment.

    The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
    hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
    Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact amount.

    This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the
    waitress.
    "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and
    salad, "says the man.
    "Same," says the ostrich.

    Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

    Once again the man pulls the exact amount out of his pocket and places
    it on the table.

    The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir.
    How do you manage to always come up with the exact amount out of your
    pocket every time?"

    "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
    found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
    wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I
    would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would
    always be there."

    "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
    million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
    for as long as you live!"

    "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
    money is always there," says the man.

    The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

    The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
    with long legs who agrees with everything I say."
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    Hahahaha Nice one.

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    hahahaha very funny

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    Good one!
    You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
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    90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.

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