Airport - on Prime

**onearmedbandit** · 18th June 2006, 19:15

OMFG, just catching this now on Prime. Guy in his 20/30's, normal looking dude asking for a boarding pass for his wife. No problem, except she's freakin' invisible. LMFAO! The staff don't know what to do, as the guy is adamant she is standing next to him. 'Did she go through security?' 'Of course she did, everyone has to!!!'

Next thing ( I missed it) someone must have moved closer to him, as he starts freaking out that they stood on her foot and crushed it! He's screaming for an ice-pack, paramedics, the lot and the staff don't know what to do. Then he starts banging his hand on the counter demanding an ice pack for his wifes foot, sending a staff member scurrying off for it! This guy is classic, don't know what to make of him other than he's taking the piss, as he doesn't really talk to her!

Next he starts talking to the camera with his hand to his head, complaining of her screaming due to her foot and her annoyance with him!!

**Titanium** · 18th June 2006, 19:23

It is a good lead in to Top Gear...... the yanks are so funny as travlers...in their own country.

**Gremlin** · 18th June 2006, 19:30

Turns out it was an april fools joke on the manager...

They are still weird anyway...

**Titanium** · 18th June 2006, 19:30

April fools day eh?

**onearmedbandit** · 18th June 2006, 19:31

LMAO, that was brilliant!

**Crazy Steve** · 18th June 2006, 19:47

hontou de su ka??

Crazy Steve...

**terbang** · 18th June 2006, 20:16

The Airlines see em all. Mrs T used to work for United Airlines and they had a guy (Kiwi) that booked a ticket for a wheelchair bound passenger that required assistance. He was whisked, in a wheelchair, through customs and security, loaded onto the plane first, had the hosties feed him and take him to the toilet ETC on the AKL-LAX flight. He was fastracked through Immigration with his own personal assistant at LAX and his bags were collected for him. He then jumped up out of the airline supplied wheelchair, thanked his assistant, picked up his bags and ran out of the terminal while even the First class passengers were still being processed..