Lord Finn

[Finn]

And dusting, cleaning and general household chores?

No, a cleaner does that. SEE, IT'S IN MY BLOOD!!!

[sAsLEX]

Apparantly im related to Richard Nixon (dont know if thats a good thing)

Mussolini over here!

[Finn]

Well I guess we're all related in someway if you go far enough back (except Markauckland) but we're talking direct decendants here.

Lord Finn

[mstriumph]

Someone on my dads side of the family has a huge family tree, (covers two tennis courts when its all laid out).
Apparantly im related to Richard Nixon (dont know if thats a good thing),and also French Royalty.

but we alllllllllllllllllll have huge family trees, surely?


marion
[found under gooseberry bush]

[Big Dave]

Ironic that the peer system survives entirely on taxation.

[Finn]

Ironic that the peer system survives entirely on taxation.

I'm related to Helen Clark?

NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[Lou Girardin]

I'm related to Helen Clark?

Only through sexual fantasy Finn.
You look at that pursed cat's arse mouth of hers and go all submissive, don't you?

[Brett]

I'm related to Helen Clark?

NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

To achieve that you would have to share genes with a horse...i doubt that is achievable...don't worry.

You do realise that under the Feudalistic system of land ownership which you, as a lord, would be under back in the day, that you could parcel off chunks of your land and put us poor sods to work in order for a bit of land and food?
Nice...bloody nice.
As an entreprenuer i would happily figure out how to make money from your new found gains.

[oldrider]

Look deeper Finn I am sure Tama Iti is in there somewhere too. lol
Did you feel a resemblance when he shook his buttocks on TV?

[Edbear]

Mmmmmmm! Does the Danish royal family and Lord Earnest Rutherford count?

[Finn]

Look deeper Finn I am sure Tama Iti is in there somewhere too. lol
Did you feel a resemblance when he shook his buttocks on TV?

Perhaps a resemblance only as a 2 legged mammal with the difference being that millions of years back, my relatives started evolving. His didn't. If you look closely enough you will note that his knuckles are much closer to the ground than mine. The evidence of this is alive today. Each morning I get up early and work hard to feed my family and gather enough food and firewood to last me through the winter. He on the other hand, does nothing and aimlessly wanders the land stealing from everybody else. To make matters worse he has formed a tribe on the pity of pinked skinned Neanderthals that, like him, have noted that it is unfair that some people have better shelter, enough food and ample firewood. Over the years this tribe has increased in numbers to a point that the workers of this land are moving abroad in great numbers to greener pastures. The future looks bleak for this pacific island.

I feel like exercising my right of the motherland and finishing the job on him.

[Lou Girardin]

I particularly liked his claim that the use of guns is a traditional right. apparently they make more noise than beating a hollow log.
I guess tradition is becoming a much shorter term thing these days.
It's just a shame that our predecessors didn't exercise their tradition of firearm use on his a bit more.

[Swoop]

I particularly liked his claim that the use of guns is a traditional right. apparently they make more noise than beating a hollow log.
I guess tradition is becoming a much shorter term thing these days.
It's just a shame that our predecessors didn't exercise their tradition of firearm use on his a bit more.

I'm going to be quite interested in the outcome of that courtcase...

As many others will be also.

[merv]

Hasn't Tame Iti done the country a favour and gone to live in Aus these days living off his artwork or something?

[Skyryder]

Well if he (Tamiti) was an American Indian and shot the Stars and Stripes he'd 'ave been lynched. Nothing traditional about shooting the flag. Now if he'd cut down the flag pole......................he would at least have an argument for his defence. Instead he struts his stuff...............and if it was not for us 'colonials' he'd be a nobody...........................still.

But to the question in hand ie................Blue Bloods etc...............the closest our family got was one of my ancesters fled to from France to Scotland. Seems she was one of Marie Antonettes ladies. Tradition has it she was the chambermaid.................got to empty the Royal Potty.

Skyryder