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    Cologne Germany

    Well been in Colon for almost 7 hours now and am a pit pissed already. Great place though. Going to be a messy week.
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    You're in a 'colon'?? You're right, it will be a 'messy' week.

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    Didn't something interesting happen the last time you were in Germany?

    Hope you brushed up on your celebrity knowledge for this trip?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff View Post
    Didn't something interesting happen the last time you were in Germany?

    Hope you brushed up on your celebrity knowledge for this trip?
    How are ya honey?

    Yeah something funny did happen last time. However I'm older and wiser now. (and uglier)
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    Eine gross bier bitte..! Dunno if its good German but it allways seemed to get me pissed
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    just say "las oonce hisse leebe machan" to some drunk German girls. Don't quote me on the spelling cause I don't know. I just know what it sounds like.

    Which bars did you go to? You there for a while?


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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo600 View Post
    How are ya honey?

    Yeah something funny did happen last time. However I'm older and uglier
    so is alannis........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motoracer View Post
    just say "las oonce hisse leebe machan" to some drunk German girls. Don't quote me on the spelling cause I don't know. I just know what it sounds like.

    Which bars did you go to? You there for a while?
    Ere I tried that and some Fraulien gave to me with a strapon and then pissed on me!!??! What the hell man.

    Dunno what bars I've been to. Busy ones are all I can remember.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo600 View Post
    Ere I tried that and some Fraulien gave to me with a strapon and then pissed on me!!??! What the hell man.

    Dunno what bars I've been to. Busy ones are all I can remember.
    Ha ha ha, just means "Lets make hot love". Germans are cool. I can guarentee that you will either get a laugh or a root out of it. They won't be offended or anything.


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    just ask "Scheiße in meiner öffnung bitte?"
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    Righto,

    You lot forget I did a time in the RAF and was posted to Germany and therefore I know what filth you´re asking me to say. Its good filth though
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    Urgent you are needed back here. Local economy suffering

    Jimbo the Owner of the Roundabout pub wants to fly you home. His profits are falling fast since you flew out.
    Have you actually done any work yet?? Or still working undercover on that secret police pubs and brothel research program. Your country is proud of the sacrifices you are making .
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