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    Vampire blood

    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

    Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

    He told them to nick off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

    "OK, follow me", he said, and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

    Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest of trees.

    Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.

    "Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

    "YES, YES, YES!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

    "Good!" said the vampire bat, "Because I didn't!."
    90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.

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    lol bats are blind arn't they?
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Dont ruin a perfectly good joke with logic!

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    I like it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    Dont ruin a perfectly good joke with logic!
    lol I thought it was a good joke too... but still
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    i dont get it =/
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    Just for placidfemme you could say "Do you hear that large oak tree over there?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    lol bats are blind arn't they?
    No .........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darryboy
    Just for placidfemme you could say "Do you hear that large oak tree over there?"
    lol thank you

    I thought they used sonic vibrations or something...

    *didn't pay too much attention at school when they were talking about bats*
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    lol thank you

    I thought they used sonic vibrations or something...

    *didn't pay too much attention at school when they were talking about bats*
    They use a sort of bat radar, but all bats can see, some just cant see very well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    They use a sort of bat radar, but all bats can see, some just cant see very well.
    oh... well that explains why batman isn't blind
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wasp
    i dont get it =/
    Bats fly at night and navigate using sounds (like a radar) to tell them what objects are nearby them etc, they don't use their eyes.
    90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.

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    I know that (duh), just the only reason that i can see why the other bats said "YES, YES, YES" is beacause they were excited - and this doesnt exactly seem funny to me.

    mabye i just need to loosen up eh?
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