Trademarks 'R' Us

**Krayy** · 26th June 2006, 11:04

Okay, time for some serious earning potential by reserving some winter related IP (Intellectual Property) before one of you stealing bastards gets in first.

I hereby register the following trademark quotes:

"F**k me, it's cold" - and variations including "It's f**king cold", "F-f-f-f-f-f-********k........it's-s-s s-s-s-s-s-s-s-o c-c-c-c-c-o-l-l-l-d-d-d-d-d-d"

And the ever popular:
"Arrrrgh....My nuts/tits have frozen off!!!!" and variations.

.01c each time you use them please, donated to SpankMe to keep Kiwibiker running

**kickingzebra** · 26th June 2006, 11:27

Hahaha. What about wind related cold statements?

Eg The wind is cutting my testes in half???
Do these count?

**bobsmith** · 26th June 2006, 11:36

well in that case I'm gonna register

"I'm going to rip your arms off and beat you to death with them"

or any similar varients such as:

"I'm going to rip your legs off and stick them up your ass"

etc....

I think because of their "original" nature people should pay $0.10 every time they use them.

**Swoop** · 26th June 2006, 11:47

Originally Posted by bobsmith

well in that case I'm gonna register

"I'm going to rip your arms off and beat you to death with them"

or any similar varients such as:

"I'm going to rip your legs off and stick them up your ass"

etc....

I believe Sarge already has copyright on them...