One for the fellas

[James Deuce]

True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted
by your partner with a broom, and still having the guts to
ask:"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

[riffer]

Shit mate, my partner's a practicing witch...

[RiderInBlack]

Shit mate, my partner's a practicing witch...

Ya, My ex-wife was Wiccan.
After we separated she turned me back in to a frog (well that was not true, but it was funny, she was Wiccan though).

[Deano]

A woman's work is never done.......well thats what I keep telling mine anyway.

My 'woman' sometimes comes out with me on the 'boyz' Thursday night at ROQM.
And she thinks they're an ok bunch, or is she just keeping tabs on me......

[White trash]

A woman's work is never done.......well thats what I keep telling mine anyway.

My 'woman' sometimes comes out with me on the 'boyz' Thursday night at ROQM.
And she thinks they're an ok bunch, or is she just keeping tabs on me......

You were the idiot who told her about the lovely young ladies that asked us to play pool with them!

She'll be there every Thursday now. Good job she's quite likeable and not a winger like others who have invaded our happy gathering in the past

Funny *in* joke there folks. Moral of story: Be very carefull what you post on a public forum. :disapint:

[Wenier]

hahha sounds like somebody got very owned WT

[Deano]

She'll be there every Thursday now.

Me only this Thurs I think, unless you are going to bring your better half along to meet her ?

Is your bro shouting a few for his b'day ??

I owe Yo a brewskie or two as well for being so helpful.

[merv]

Is that why you are Jim2, she's already disposed of Jim1?

[White trash]

Me only this Thurs I think, unless you are going to bring your better half along to meet her ?

Is your bro shouting a few for his b'day ??

I owe Yo a brewskie or two as well for being so helpful.

Yo will be up getting his new race fairings fitted in Hawera but I'll have a beer on his behalf and tell him all about it.

Fizzerman is a broken arse so don't expect too much free piss outa' him.

[SPman]

Shit mate, my partner's a practicing witch...

Has she got any good at it yet?


groan!

[Hitcher]

True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted
by your partner with a broom, and still having the guts to
ask:"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Guts?? Mate, blind stupidity! My balls jumped up behind my ears when I read your post...

[Jackrat]

True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted
by your partner with a broom, and still having the guts to
ask:"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Oh yeah I like that,but I'm sure not saying it to my other half.
I noticed years ago that my Mrs don't mind if I dissapair into the bush for weeks on end but a night out with the lads gets the cold treatment.
It's like if I'm wet,cold,getting snowed on and stand a good chance of falling off a cliff she's quite ok with it,but have to much fun with a bunch of like minded yobbo's an she don't like it.
Ya' reckon there's a message in that somewhere ?
Must check my life insurance

[Ms Piggy]

True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted
by your partner with a broom, and still having the guts to
ask:"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Have you actually said this to your lovely wife's face?

[pete376403]

Some people are brave - I know of one guy who told his wife "if you're not in the kitchen or the bedroom, you'd better be vacuuming" - he was an old time chauvinist whose one saving grace was that he rode an original Eddie Lawson replica

[James Deuce]

I never said I was brave, so no I haven't said this to my wife, however she found the joke amusing.

Merv - I met a Jim who rides and said "Hello, I'm Jim too", and it sort of stuck.