Sex Research

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 21st June 2006, 16:27

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex -- This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex -- This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex -- This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex -- This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex -- This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex -- This is when you cannot stand your spouse any more. Your spouse takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex -- You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.

**MSTRS:Me** · 21st June 2006, 16:32

I'd only heard of nos.2, 3 + 4. Very good!!

**Colapop** · 21st June 2006, 16:49

What's sex?

**oldrider** · 21st June 2006, 17:52

Originally Posted by Colapop

What's sex?

I can't remember either, I think it's the one before seven, any help?

**yungatart** · 21st June 2006, 20:46

And then there's oral sex - y'know, when you just sit around and talk about it...

**ZorsT** · 21st June 2006, 20:49

Originally Posted by yungatart

And then there's oral sex - y'know, when you just sit around and talk about it...

keep telling Zakk that

**DMNTD:Me** · 21st June 2006, 20:50

Originally Posted by Colapop

What's sex?

It's liking riding a motor bike...you know the other thing ya don't get

**yungatart** · 21st June 2006, 21:00

Originally Posted by ZorsT

keep telling Zakk that

Oh, we do! But he's a teenager - ears are only for holding sunnies up, I don't know that the listening parts are fully developed yet..BTW Its Zac - he gets pissy when people get it wrong a second time..