Midlife crisis time

**thehollowmen** · 23rd June 2006, 07:38

Well, it's not a midlife crisis, but here's how things worked out for me.

Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said:
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed...

**ManDownUnder** · 23rd June 2006, 07:51

Pre-nups are wonderful things...

but then - I don't have one so what would I know?

**Edbear** · 23rd June 2006, 08:11

Excellent! (Been married 29 years this year!)

**Mrs Busa Pete** · 23rd June 2006, 08:51

Originally Posted by thehollowmen

Well, it's not a midlife crisis, but here's how things worked out for me.

Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said:
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed...

Same could be siad about you