Be nice to cars?

[myvice]

Was reading on another thread to be nice to our fellow road uses the other day...
Thought it wasn’t the worst idea in here and it might even do some good...
Ya know, wave to cars that move over for us, which I do.
Let cars and trucks move in to our lanes, which I do.
Stop at crossings, which I do.
Don’t rip mirrors or aerials off, which I do...
Then some hood wearing retard chucked his half eaten pie out the window of his sack of crud rust bucket this morning and it got me!
All over my boot and the swing-arm of the bike!
And you want me to be nice?
Killem befor they breed!

[Madness]

I hope it wasn't Steak & Cheese, or Chicken for that matter.....

[myvice]

I hope it wasn't Steak & Cheese, or Chicken for that matter.....

Mince I think...
Hope he chokes on the next one!

[Madness]

I once spilled the contents of a Chicken Pie all over my lap whilst sitting in the work van a few years ago. I was wearing black trou and the gelatine based pie left a horrible stain. I carried CRC products on the van and had an idea: Brakleen=Dry Cleaning Fluid. Very important advice when using Brakleen as a dry-cleaning agent: remove affected clothing before use, especially trousers. I have never felt so much pain in my life... clean nuts though!

[Indiana_Jones]

what a douchebag, i hate being behind a smoker, it's fucking shit

-Indy

[Big Dave]

I never stopped disliking them.
When i'm on my bike - I hate all cars and trucks - one will eventually try and kill me - just a matter of time. Trust none. Fear the stupidity of all.

[Indiana_Jones]

I never stopped disliking them.
When i'm on my bike - I hate all cars and trucks - one will eventually try and kill me - just a matter of time. Trust none. Fear the stupidity of all.

note to n00bs, listen to Dave once in a while, he can say some rather useful stuff like he just did, but mainly it's just bollocks

-Indy

[Big Dave]

note to n00bs, listen to Dave once in a while, he can say some rather useful stuff like he just did, but mainly it's just bollocks

-Indy

Just a shame there is so much dross really.

[sAsLEX]

what a douchebag, i hate being behind a smoker, it's fucking shit

-Indy

Next time some fillthy fuck drops his cigarette out the window I am going to pick it up and place it back in/through his window! We need laws like Singapore to help encourage tidy kiwi smokers!

[Big Dave]

Next time some fillthy fuck drops his cigarette out the window

*So* over that too.

[Karma]

Next time some fillthy fuck drops his cigarette out the window I am going to pick it up and place it back in/through his window! We need laws like Singapore to help encourage tidy kiwi smokers!

Well I don't wanna get my ashtray dirty... especially when there are so many handy potholes to throw it in...

[Big Dave]

Well I don't wanna get my ashtray dirty... especially when there are so many handy potholes to throw it in...

Where's the ash tray on a ZXR400L4?

[Karma]

Who says I don't drive a car as well?

[Big Dave]

Who says I don't drive a car as well?

What? - and you even admit it. ghey.

[Karma]

Shocking really isn't it?

I still maintain that those who ride and have never driven a car / truck / whatever are missing something that the rest of us have.

I was sat at the lights in the car the other day, all of a sudden, bam, there's a 636 filtering down next to the car. I had no idea he was there until he was right next to the car.

I take that kind of experience in the car and apply it to my bike riding, I now know first hand how often car drivers don't see bikers in those situations.